Catbus @catbus.bsky.social

all tech bros want to emulate Steve Jobs, Cool Guy CEO of a Hip Company but I strongly feel they should instead emulate Steve Jobs, Dumbass Who Died of Treating Cancer with Juice Cleanses

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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

Jobs was an iconic asshole. Truly one of the biggest assholes who ever lived. The assholery it takes to be disgustingly rich, deny you’re the father of a girl named Lisa to avoid supporting her, THEN name an entire fucking computer LISA. Breathtaking. Changed the meaning of rich asshole forever.

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CindyLou @cindynorth1.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

lawl

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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

nothing better than talking to people who actually had to work around him ie people in stores that had to serve him, etc he really was king douchebag

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Josh D. Stranding 🏴‍☠️ @matrixman124.hellthread.vet [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

THIS THIS THIS THIS

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OfficialTomp @tombgins.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:37 UTC

Follow Your Leader sticker with a picture of Steve Jobs eating an apple

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welcome to pussy gulch, wayfarer @rat-carpet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

juice cleanses are "sooo 2010". now you won't be taken seriously by the alternative health rich guy world unless you're drinking child blood. anyone who is anyone these days is drinking child blood, if they're aware of the style at the time, if they've got their finger on the pulse (of the child)

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The Woker @bone2meetu.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

Unless a CEO is willing to stand in a toilet bowl full of piss like Jobs did, they aren’t serious about become a real leader

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