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Does anyone want any toast?
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Him/He/Man. Probably close to your dad's age. Full Stack Dev, Always the DM, Guitarist, Writer, Podcaster Lots of dick jokes. I mean, a lot. Why is it so much fun to talk about dicks?
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Tenser's Herniated Disc
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Does anyone want any toast?
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Make a band bready: Modern English Muffin
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Make a band bready: Lou Bagel
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I mean he said it himself. But I guess everything can be a conspiracy if that's what you are into. thehill.com/blogs/ballot...
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AND Father of all the Corn
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*John McAfee has entered the chat*
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House of the Dragon / Stardew Valley?!
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No no, the other guy was cleared of brain worms. He said so.
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"You're a wizard, Lee Harvey!"
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And you aren't talking about a repeat of the previous four years of Trump. You are talking about a new four years of petty revenge Trump.
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Judging from her works, someone with loving parents/guardians is just an anathema.
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IIRC correctly they wanted to push Biden then, too. But he didn't want to because his son had just died.
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Yeah, my metric stopped being "which country do we go to to escape fascists?" and now it's just "which country is my kid LEAST likely to be mass shot in?" Which is a depressingly low bar.
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It always starts with one.
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Wait until he finds out the deed was done by Mustmayostardayonnaise
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It needs to be trendy and missing vowels in it's name. Something like: Chucklfuckr
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I like to think I'm Toreador and an artist. But I'm whatever clan that would most likely be like "I should compose a masterpiece" while playing video games.... for centuries.
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It worked.
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I don't want to be in your Starter Pack... I want to be in your Closer Pack. Just put me in play when you need to end the game.
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Uncut Femmes
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They're putting your ass in a starter pack over on bluesky.
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My favorite Colin Hay song.
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"Eliminated" Like he had them whacked like Tommy in Goodfellas.
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"Don't blame ME! I voted for K'Ehleyr!"
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If anyone corrects you then the post is about them.
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I've literally been asking for this for at least 6 months. Also if you need guests that have no idea what's going on, I have an SM7B at my desk.
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Poor woman had a Jamiroquai when she should have had an Eagle Eye Cherry.
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Yopp. Stop. Shut it down Close your laptop.
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Motherfucker can't even to manage to look at the camera when he's clearly taking his own goddamn picture, thinking that angle will make him look deep in thought. When the thought is: "How can I show my WHOLE ass online today?"
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You did stroll into a conversation like "surely I'll be the white cishet voice of reason this discussion needs." You wanted attention. You got attention. Now you are upset you are getting attention?
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Coming up with pitch use cases for the execs when the real use case is more like: "These people are smart, funny AND show their bits!"
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I'm so sick of everything needing a Thomas the Tank Engine mod.
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Burn him at the stake!
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Remember that time 5 minutes ago when you said "You're right" and "I'll bow out" and yet here you are with "I'm not wrong, but..."
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When I told it to choose for me you were the top of the list.
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I mean if you are going to do this, you might as well do a full loot box and pay us if someone pulls us.
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I don't trust anyone that doesn't own this album.
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For real though. The She-Ra series on Netflix is great.
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Always
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Hudson Hawk Tuah
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I'm just a simple cishet white man, so can someone please start a podcast about Bluesky drama so I can keep up? Dani Carlin's Hardcore Discourse or something. Please?
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If I didn't already know her name was K'Ehleyr and that she's the best fucking character in all of goddamn Star Trek, I would assume this is the name of Worf's girlfriend.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL7n...
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Officer: "Oh! It's a dick in a box! For me?"
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Quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn’t a huge hit let’s get to know each other a bit more 👀 📽️
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Oh, yeah. This was over five years ago. I still get nerve pain flare ups from time to time but they get fewer and more spread out as time goes on. Mainly just when I'm stressed. Insurance won't pay for the shingles vaccine because I'm "too young" lol.
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For about three months I maxed out the daily recommended dose of Advil AND Tylenol while recovering from shingles in the right side of my jaw (including the mouth!), because insurance wouldn't approve/pay for Vicodin for more than three days.
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In a ROW?!
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Central air is pretty much the only reason to keep my US citizenship at this point.
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I hear Boomers talk about how vulgar the younger generations now, and how they would never say the types of things that we say. Newsflash, Clyde. WE didn't go around putting gerbils up Richard Gere's ass, or filling up Rod Stewart with SO MUCH JIZZ HE HAD TO GET HIS STOMACH PUMPED!
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