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tochka can only be tochka, BUT i would assume whatever surface is the most clawed-up when you get home, she was pretending was george
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saw a hawk pick up a squirrel one time CBNCBNCBN on letterboxd
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tochka can only be tochka, BUT i would assume whatever surface is the most clawed-up when you get home, she was pretending was george
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free him
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yeah i think everyone remembers and/or tries to forget that the last presidential primary, the call was made to go with the money and the backroom powerbrokering instead of actual votes not so fun when it's happening to you, is it joe
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epee meta when
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which like, if you're the party of "being hollowed out by grifters" you have to go with the money guys, sorry, you sewed your own straitjackets here
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well, now we know where aipac stands
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i follow a lot of senior dogs on instagram and i clench up a couple places around major holidays wondering if this'll be the time their owners are like, btw here are my thoughts w/r/t minorities and/or the police
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Chris
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just saw the take that the biden admin is Too Far Left for the establishment and that's why everyone's trying to Take Him Down and i had to get up and walk around the block
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i don't think there's a more pointless or evil message on a work slack than "let me know if you have a minute to sync" maybe just a blank "hello" but it's close
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PAUL SCHRADER PROTAGONIST: i'm going to kill you in your home. or maybe myself
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deep enough in the brain hole this week that i'm starting usa's blue sky programming block from the beginning
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i'm also picking And Then I Stop Paying Attention To This Because My Vote Still Doesn't Matter chives fresh from our garden for my 4th
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yeah i'm 10% that 90% 'can you imagine how mad hillary is' and 0.000001% your 'we need a downers president' logic
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"Person Whose Job Is Rephrasing Someone Else's Real Work" is the sole use case for ai and coincidentally it lines up with basically all manager work
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starting my day with an hour long meeting about how people want us to make their slides, for meetings i don't think we should bother having. calgon take me away (new job or eschaton i'm not picky)
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Chris
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the dnc just really wants to run out that poorly-drawn clock don't they
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a killer whose gimmick is there's been over a dozen of them because the mantle is a death sentence: not really the Wow Factor i'm looking for here
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oh yeah these are trying to square a really odd circle, the "first" one (released second) is supposed to be a late-70s-early-80s throwback, and the first-one-released, "part 5", is supposed to be an even worse throwback: a 90s direct-to-video pile
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i skipped...4? i think? then hit 5 because of the Radio Silence guys and at that point decided i was in for a penny on 6. i'm curious what your thoughts are on the Third Saturday in October sorta-not-really franchise, they felt more earnest but not like. good to watch
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synthesis: i will also blame Wes Craven for Cabin in the Woods, but i will NOT give him credit for Scream 6, which was somehow, kinda, pretty good? made me like Scream 5's cast a lot more retroactively
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yeah i mean, he had to basically remake New Nightmare with teenagers to get people into theaters, and i don't think he made a single good movie after that (i'm enough of a hog in slop to say My Soul To Take is minorly underrated though, like a C+ in a field of Ds)
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i liked Scream a lot more until The Final Girls came out and i did a full 180 on its deeply cynical position on its own genre, but even then, Drew Goddard is no Wes Craven
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it's also got Whedon Stink all over it which also knocks 2 stars off any project before you get into the actual man
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for being an attempted definitive statement on horror from someone whose experience in the industry is writing a script carried by the direction (Cloverfield) and episodes from the we're-still-doing-this-shit seasons of buffy, that isn't half as smart as it thinks it is, but sure is twice as smug
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i will list Cabin in the Woods 4 times, and 4 more to claim your unused votes
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trying to figure out why spotify is injecting so much of this artist i've never heard of into my shuffle, and how they have a taylor swift guest spot on a song, and OH it's jj abrams daughter, sure
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This is my longest and most important newsletter, it is the thing that binds everything I've ever written. Please repost, read it, share it with your friends, demand people on the street read it, make them read it. They must read it
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paper about plagiarism in clive barker scholarship called 'Such Cites to Show You'
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people keep saying to try tactics ogre reborn, but i bought it awhile ago and it felt so slow to get going that it scared me off of going back to FFT. i just want lots of jobs, and job points to spend on those jobs :/
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i wish i could just put 'i actually just want to play final fantasy tactics again for the first time' into my steam search and get something good.
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"In a Violent Nature" was aggressively mid and i don't think i've been so disappointed about a movie being 'just ok' in a long time
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you get SO many hotel lobbies for $2M though, that's a steal
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whenever i see these in the back yard i become a member of aum shinrikyo for the next hour
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light: green [x] hope: represented [x] gatsby: dead [x] current: ceaseless [x] ok more time for linkedin recommended books
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folks, an update on our little Oopsy Daisy, pinta
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folks. someone had an Oopsy with her ear and has stitches she cannot scratch, and does not handle the regular shame cone well. enter: the pillow cone
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tell me how bad it's supposed to be, show me if you think you did a good job
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We Used To Build Things In This Magical Empire
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can't stop thinking about this line from that article
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a mark of elden ring player skill is not using mimic tear a mark of elden ring player wisdom is using it because you've beaten this idiot before and you're more interested in getting to the new stuff already
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it was a BAD show but noted tismdoc series 'the good doctor' did literally one Covid Ep and then the next episode had a title card at the open saying, the series depicts events in a world where covid has been resolved that we're looking forward to which aged about as well as the rest of the show
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while i wait to hear back about jobs i've applied to, and think about going to my hopefully-soon-to-be-ex job, i'm reading this again and nodding
ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-...
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i did this today and it's very fun, i've forgotten all the early-mid stuff (before the difficulty makes you get familiar with areas by corpse running over and over). it's like a whole new game again
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RIP to donald sutherland. regardless of what anyone's said in interviews you went to your grave knowing that it was definitely unsimulated penetration in don't look now
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!!! my manager sense is tingling --- better jiggle the mouse so teams doesn't get upset
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dourif walked so serkis could kreeble around on the ground for the rest of his career. dourif
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the ac in my parents old house didn't work until uhhhh 2022 when we made my mom replace it to sell the house they had lived there since 2000. i literally didn't know what working ac (like, 'gets colder than 80') felt like as an adult outside of like grocery stores and movie theaters
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it is my impossible dream to get a job where people don't message me on slack and say "hey i tried to call you on teams and it went to voicemail?" as our first interaction in a given day/week
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surely you have a minute for a quick call,
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