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Here we go again, let's see how long the enshittification takes here. Older, no wiser, still just as fucking grumpy and miserable. Nazis, alt-right, tories and pond-scum can get in the bin, the sea is too good for you...


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Proof right there why you have to use a pen, "they" rub out pencil marks without a trace and Nigel Farage won the popular vote,Jerry Corbyn as deputy PM but the deep state & fake news meeja don't want you to know that because he'd expose the moon landings as fake and Vax hoovers as tracking devices

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I see the left are already doing their best to tear down the labour government.

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I prefer food on a buplate but there's no kink shaming here

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I'm really tempted to send all the local Conservative clubs packs of tissues with a gift label "to wipe up your bitter tears" but they can pay for their own because I'm not giving them a penny of my money.

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I'm sad there was no dolphin on the ballot in Clacton but I wasn't aware Truss had also lost to non human mammals?

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Seems rather unfair that political parties can parachute candidates into safe seats to save their skins, surely they should have the courage to face the constituents they misrepresented ?

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I like this one

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#WeFuckedTheTories

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It's the satirists I feel sorry for, their jobs just got an awful lot harder.

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Amd when they think they've fucked off enough, they should continue fucking off some more.

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Bwahahahahaha

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That explains a lot

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Nigel Farage wins Clacton, his lifelong dream is within his sights and the producers of Big Brother are already measuring up for his unitard and whiskers.

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It's not necessarily a bad idea, it's just one that's been badly tainted by crappy monkey drawing and planet wrecking crypto scammers. Blockchain as an unforgeable distributed database could actually be quite useful for this sort of application.

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Normal for Norfolk.

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I'm hopeful, the exit pollsters are saying they don't have high confidence in their predictions for ReFuk. I however am quietly confident I'll get to see the smarmy grin wiped off the face of Oliver Carroll who's standing as Graham Brady's replacement in my area.

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I think protest vote, reform are incompetent, a joke party with no policies but my concern is that the tories see Refuk success and think lurching further right is a good idea, worse, they take farage on board.

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The world is a messed up place, countries you'd hope would know better from history are electing fascists, committing what looks very much like genocide, becoming the very thing they claim to hate and I don't know if its going to right itself without a lot of trauma.

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Yeah, the sound of that made my mouth water and me regret not making Kimchi

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They can have 12 of those seats if Farage loses, I'd even be OK with a Tory hold on Clacton. But 13 seats to a neo fascist scum like them, it's a disgrace.

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Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it. Done it.

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To wash away all the sewage they allowed into our rivers, lakes and onto our beaches

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Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

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PIHKAL

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That's an Ig Nobel award nominee right there.

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1. Sunak 2. Lee Anderson 3. Rees Mogg 4. Badenoch 5. Braverman 6. Francois 7. Jenrick

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Proof that species in nature adapt and evolve to best survive in their environment.

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"No offence intended", "I'm not racist/homophobic/transphobic/antisemitic/etc. etc. But"

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Yeah, my little monster can do bunk bed ladders.

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I'm unlikely to ever see one as they're so ridiculous that tbe majority of people here simply don't have the necessary licence to legally drive one, plus they probably wouldn't be road legal because of the awful safety design

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And yet, somehow, still not as ugly as the soul of the person who bought it #TheHomer

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I'm not sure that's even possible bit I hope to never find out in person.

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Why hit the judges, there's a convicted orange criminal...

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I've looked in once or twice on a friend's account, do not regret getting rid of my accounts one little bit.

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We should invest in coconut shell halves

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Well done United States, you're now a fully fledged banana republic with a potential fascist dictator just waiting in the wings.

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I used to, still do for myself but mostly a keen hobbyist now.

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She convinved me that im a cst person but fortunately/sadly she doesn't aye nice with other cats and does not share space or there'd be more.

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Exactly, I hope for the child's sake there's a thermal fuse but I've not much hope the idiot won't wire that out when it blows.

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Is already single serve square no?

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She's a sweetheart, a rescue who decided I'm her person

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The algorithm works then.

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I get the occasional one from mine

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What an idiot, apart from the obvious safety concerns for child and home, the dick doesn't know what the hell he's talking about, triacs don't have source/drain terminals

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I love pride, such a cool and friendly event, I'm quite sad I've missed it. It's the latex and rubber people I feel for though, they'll need drain holes in this weather

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That takes stamina.

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Oh bless, Fartrage is throwing his toys out of the pram because people are holding him to account for the vile, racist, neo fascists he's got in his party. #RefUKfascists

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Those Leopards gonna leopard, youd think he'd realise they'd eat his face that but no,

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Reap what you sow, he and the rest of the tories have nurtured the attitude and culture he's now upset about.

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I was really looking forward to it after last year. And it's utterly meh

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