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no one of consequence. professional cybersecurity person and failed academic. queer feminist wittgensteinian artist who values privacy and is inspired by people.


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but i did read it.

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the thing most people, sadly, seem to not understand is that this is win/win for firms. even if you fire everyone you actually need, you then hire others to do the same thing and pay them less. people assume ignorance where there is malice, it's very sad.

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i'm not trying to be difficult or dismissive. it's like you're asking me "why is freedom of speech important?" or "what happens to the country in 10 years if the supreme court rules this way or that way on this case?" neither of these are "stranger on microblogging site" questions...

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first you asked me if i read a misguided hand wave at "freedom of speech is out of control" opinion piece, now you're asking me which particular freedoms are "lost" if a specific case is overturned? i'm sorry, but that isn't serious. if you have a thesis or something, go ahead. please note context.

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this doesn't strike me as a serious question, given the context. do you have something you want to say?

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yes. giving up freedoms to avoid addressing the actual problem is a sucker's game. it is not the way to erode monopolistic or authoritarian control.

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I would argue that: on the eve of electing an overt fascist is the *worst* time to run a piece against the 1A.

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this is a thing we, as a society, need to solve (with money; employment, health care, education, etc etc). instead we're debating whether the president is allowed to do crime, etc. the road is long, the priorities many, and all the depressed, fucked up people are, simply, real.

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a good understanding of both feminism and linguistics really helps one to avoid showing their whole ass online. alack and alas.

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especially here, as it's not like twitter where you can remove the @ originalposter. also, lol, if you're trying to pick a fight online and it's difficult to do respectfully, yes, "don't" is literally the absolute best advice. just forget it... no one dies lamenting that they didn't post enough.

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in case anyone gets what i mean from this microblogging format but also is like "wait, you're just being cynical, i like serious media, i'm not some stuffed shirt!" like, yes, of course. dark themes are great. fart jokes are great. they're just not *enough* all on their own.

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like, if one doesn't already, once one sees how crass, cheap, common, pandering the "shock value" / "i give you permission to feel like you just took in a bergman film" shit is in certain types of media, a looooot of stuff just fizzles out. sorry bo burnham!

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A+ Bojack call out. OK jokes, dull premise (sad celeb), 80% recognition humor + family guy style "THEY CANT DO THAT!" but the nytimes liberal version (left"they get so DARK!" = fox"lol fart/racism"). dark is fine, but comedy series are hard to write, and they require better jokes or a real story)

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in case you mean this literally: i can't count the number of times i'm walking, it's a beautiful summer day, one of Manhattan's many parks is full of joyful people, i'm feeling good, and i realize just how horrible everything smells.

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brutal

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the craziest thing is that fetishizing food culture in mainstream media was big like *10 years ago*. top chef, the various waves of the food network, this already happened. how long was The Bear a can't-miss prestige TV conceit before it finally took over memeland and vox/av club-likes?

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stella had some really good, innovative qualities, but it (and the state) held up a lot worse than say KITH (or Monty Python for that matter). Its smart frat guy humor, where privilege is usually the core of the joke, but it's married with absurdity and some really excellent delivery. Still, eh...

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I wish the mainstream journalism around it were better; specifically, I wish it was standard to prominently link to the decision in every article. Decisions are remarkably easy for "regular people" to read, and provide lots of insight into how US law and government work.

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deep fake biden scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. i will never log off

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yes, we should all be reasonable and accept the risk to our health so we can be more easily surveilled. of course the people who want it are like "what do you mean 'we'?"

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legit thought first pic was Burger King at first glance

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the first year of the pandemic sucked sooooo bad. I feel lonely expressing around people because so many are just ignoring and experiencing through art (as you're pointing out), either making or engaging. it's in my subconscious too, but it never really left the surface.

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(related, I wrote this on my phone, which insists that 'oppresses' is not a word and wants to substitute in 'oppressed.' no phone, I have no need to make the subject invisible with that verb, I'm fine)

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that headline is so, so depressing. "this thing we don't need oppresses several groups. but we can mitigate that probably." so ominous and horrible. "my flippant choice will hurt you. I'm confident I can make it hurt you a little less, though, eventually." just unbelievable. critical thought 😢

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(real best part is the guy crashing thru the window like some kind of throwaway set piece in a naked gun movie, but "Also this character is on the phone. Okay bye!" is competitive)

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the best part of this movie is Julia Stiles's character, who appears to have literally no impact on the plot at all. "Also, this person. Okay, back to the action!" I'm fairly sure she's not even introduced in any way, as if numerous scenes have been cut.

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as someone whos been outraged by this stuff for > 5 years, I shouldn't still be capable of new outrage... but offering equity in the company in compensation for illegally and immorally using people's private data is outrageous!

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like we enumerated forces the way we do due to bias as to where we are in the history of the universe (and how high energy is), but I can say this at all bc we overcome this bias with more observations and inferences about different states of the universe; we're not necessarily doomed to ignorance

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if I understand the question, I think it's less "are we in a special place" and more "does the universe look weird bc we're in a place (and probably it looks weird from any other place, even though the universe isn't weird)." I think the answer is "we draw inferences from myriad perspectives so no"

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Johnny Dangerously

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it would be so amazing. they generate the energy to power it, but then it still doesn't fucking work because obviously that wasn't the problem. researchers have been explaining in detail what the problems were before the stuff was even deployed! come on........

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indeed. i work in cybersecurity and have taken several law classes, so i'm pretty aware of some of the ins and outs. i'm being a bit pedantic in some of the posts, but it's mostly because when i see informed replies like @rahaeli.bsky.social 's i want to encourage appreciation of the depth here...

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again, i think *what you actually want* is not only reasonable, but probably should be a civil or human right. but it's definitely not something you can get by putting special classifications on algorithms or their deployment. there must be a better way in (e.g control over things you own full stop)

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this isn't meant to be an insult of course. i'm fairly sure we want the same outcomes... it's just, it's quite nuanced what the machinery to get there would be. i'd love it if i could tell you what it ought to be, but i simply don't know. it's part of why i love reading experts about it.

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unless you're a very good lawyer with a lot of understanding of computer science, why would you expect to see the reason why it's hard to guarantee that expectation?

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the aim has to be clearly defined, then you need very experienced lawyers who also know about the tech to find the way in that doesn't over or underspecify. it's extremely interesting and almost never "but clearly they need to stop Xs from Ying." laws about algorithms as such are regulating math.

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it's not "algorithms" that need to be regulated, but conduct. it's just normal ass law. if it's a 1A violation, it's probably *very bad* for common people. if it's corporate accountability, it needs to just be *normal ass law* with a foundation somewhere. it's not new cybertechnoalgorithm stuff.

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language acquisition requires sensory input to happen. this is not ableist, nor does it privilege any particular variety of sensory input.

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i (white) will always remember when "stuffwhitepeoplelike" blew up, and suddenly being around young liberal / moderate hip white people started feeling like attending a klan rally (just endless *celebration*, "lol we ARE like that omg!"). something i hadn't understood earlier about racism sunk in.

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"my opsec is bad, but maybe patriarchy or paying someone to fix it will bail me out." it works more often than one might think :(

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the secret truth about "can't get laid!" is that most of the time the person who "can't get laid" wants something very specific, and more or less terrible. they haven't thought much about what "having sex" means, and they haven't thought much about why they want it. add entitlement, and 🚨🆘🚨🆘🚨🆘🚨🆘🚨

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"the threat to capitalism posed by democrats" is a wildly funny clause.

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no one will look in the fridge. back of toilet too (in water safe compartment)

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insert "domestic abusers" and many other things for "stalkers" here

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I feel like the progression of 1) not knowing these will be used by stalkers 2) learning that they of course will should lead to 3) needing an explanation for (1) and subsequently radicalizing oneself because how can you not know unless you don't want to? and if you don't want to, why not?

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not only do all my devices contain no evidence of crimes, I have never committed a crime.

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love the "I am doing you a favor" vibe.

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yes, we need "greater transparency" so we can interpret plain English or think for 5 seconds about what AI ethics researchers have been saying since before 95% of people ever heard of openAI.

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when queers in the space don't feel queer enough, it's a sign that the space isn't queer enough. a sustained need to justify oneself and one's fit is not my queer utopia.

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