Gaspard Delanwe

Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

It's whatever she's complaining about today, am I right

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:06 UTC

He's baring his teeth like a chimp about to maul someone

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

Either that or competitive volcano diving

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

Hallmark movies taking some interesting turns lately

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

I need everybody to put $1 billion dollars into my GoFundMe right now so I can fulfill my artistic vision (bringing John Lennon back to life so I can cast him as the crusty old dean who has to loosen up and learn how to fuck in my college sex comedy "Boner House")

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

Do you have any grey boopon

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 09:32 UTC

Which bad lieutenant

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:15 UTC

In Florida that's not an either/or situation

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

Go outside and lie facedown in the mud

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:58 UTC

I don't think Napoleon ate anybody though

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

My mouth

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

I assume the dummy was the actual candidate and the person was just along for the ride

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

Well they blew up Cornholio in Philly last night And they blew up his bunghole too

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

Sure, just post a picture

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:23 UTC

As if he isn't already the realest

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

If you take enough you become able to fly. But if you take a little bit more than that it kills you.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

The Man They Couldn't Kill

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 10:11 UTC

Try "DUNGLAR" (a burglar who steals dung)

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Damn, that's the exact opposite of what he would have wanted

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 07:35 UTC

The softbank CEO has apparently announced his intention to focus the company on building "artificial super intelligence" within the next decade, if you're curious how things are going with them now.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 11:47 UTC

There should be one where Calvin takes medication and Hobbes stays but his parents disappear

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 05:04 UTC

You have no idea how disappointed I was that this headline isn't literal

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Torn apart by wild dogs

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

It's only a side bit but this is the case in some of Jasper Fforde's books

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 06:56 UTC

I studied king Lear a few years ago, and for as depressing as that play gets, it has scenes that border on actual farce

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 05:19 UTC

I'm sorry, can I return this? It's just I thought I was buying a "Little Einstein" dvd for my grandson and I... Don't know what this is but he didn't like it.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

You'd think so but it turns out Boo Boo is the one pulling all the strings there

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

French

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

That's why they have entire bodies of scholarship dedicated to finding ways through the tiny loopholes left

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

Where babies come from

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

He's 75 years old in this one

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

I killed fiddy witches

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

Two great details in this story: •They met Gerry Adams •Ted Hayes's son is named Isaac Hayes

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

I'm afraid that's a point we passed a while ago
www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD...

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

Poor bobo, I'm sure this is just hurting him so much

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

They say on moonless nights if you listen closely you can still hear his droning monotone echo through the trees

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

"Not Me" from family circus

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

It's great that the people who have power in this world are almost exclusively the dumbest, meanest pieces of shit

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Apparently an abridged version, I don't know by how much, but:
inthesetimes.com/article/floa...

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

It's never a good idea to live near your dump site

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

The only possible explanation is that this is the car Dan Quayle drives and also lives in

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