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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 04:36 UTC

Anytime you see the word "inflation" in the news, replace it with "record-breaking profits." Elect candidates who will establish an annual tax on the extreme wealth of the top 0.1 percent of US households with a net worth of over $32 million. Teach our children that greed is bad.

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

I think sombody drowned Van Gogh in that drink

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[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

Hope you feel better soon

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[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

I did eeny-meeny-miney-moe algorithmically

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 04:36 UTC

Morale has improved, but please continue watercoloring anyway.

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

Bugger that, drones are too expensive, they should just ask ChatGPClippy why they should refuse your claim.

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

@brawluk.bsky.social

I really like your name

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

They're my guilty pleasure

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[ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

Just 'cause

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[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

I don't remember when I learned, but it was sometime around ninth grade. Of course I grew up in the southern US. It wasn't until about that age that they bothered to teach us that the confederacy lost the civil war. There were monuments all over the place, but they tended to skip over that detail.

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[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

While the evangelical "friends of Israel" are holding out for a Rapture, which begins with half of Israel dying in a new Battle of Megiddo, and the other half converting to their flavor of christianity.

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

I'm not such a pedant that I correct people who use the word "chomping" in that phrase, but I do feel quietly superior.

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[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Bonus points for correctly using the word "champing"

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[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

We (i.e. human society in general) needs to get past its cult of celebrity. I've been listening to _The Dawn of Everything_ by Davids Graeber and Wengrow again. Among the many lessons in that book is the important one that, the way we organize society now is not the only possible way.

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[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

Makes me proud of (some) people my age

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[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

Dazzler

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 08:47 UTC

Oh sure, 1500ish years of English gets three separate listings, but ancient Egyptian, which lasted more than twice as long and whose pronunciation changed at least as drastically only gets one. I think they're biased against dead languages just because no one speaks them as a first language.

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[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 08:28 UTC

The traditional cæsar salad does have egg in it, but the egg should be raw*. *I don't recommend eating raw egg; just noting that it's traditional

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

It's technically feasable, but in most states (and the federal gov) the "official" party has been written into so many laws that it's a practical impossibility.

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

I'm listening to _The Dawn of Everything_, by Davids Graeber and Wengrow for the fourth time. 😇

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

The point of insurance is to give money to the wealthy; just like everything else in the U.S.

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

Matriarchates, though not of the exact same form, also existed in many native american tribes, the Wendat, for example.

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Univ of West Virginia has had a degree program in puppeteering for a very long time.

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

But perhaps _I'm_ being overly cynical.

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

... -- to get back in the good graces of the international community -- will turn him over to the Hague for trial. This will cement his place among the far right as "The Martyr of Israel". The Palestinians will receive compensation conditioned on them relocating to another country.

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

...down the war and institute comissions to determine what happened and who ordered what. The individual soldiers were, of course, just following orders. The commission will determine that Netanyahu should bear sole responsibility,...

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

You're not overly cynical. From the beginning, the attack by Hamas and the hostages they took were merely the convienent pretext to remove the Palestinians from this area of the land that Israel wants for itself, and itself alone. Once this has effectively been accomplished, Israel will wind...

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

I live in WNC in a home that is in no way prepared for a wildfire, but I'm looking to build something else in the next few years. Are there any resources (literature) that you would recommend to someone who is looking to build responsibly?

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[ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money

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[ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

My bookstore's algorithm keeps recommending these books, and I was wondering if they're good. I'll put them on my list now.

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[ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

don't cheat post last pic of yourself

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[ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

Lol

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[ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

I think that elected officials should get paid the same amount as jurors do, and both should be filled by sortition.

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[ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

I generally have no interest in Vegas past, present, or future; but I wish I could've heard her sing.

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[ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

"Today, children, we learn how to bind one another to chairs and tie gags."

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[ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 08:54 UTC

Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account

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[ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 08:41 UTC

I always assumed Jack was catholic. They've got some bloody huge candlesticks

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[ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

Have an extra happy birthday

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[ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

10Mb/s is considered bad? The only option currently available where I live rarely reaches 1Mb/s, and a quarter of that is more common; all for the low, low price of $100 a month.

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

I would act like I'd hiked to the top of a mountain and yell, "Echo!," as loudly as possible...at least once a day. When the bosses come to ask me to stop, I'll point out that it could be worse. Most adults tend to have sex on _their_ vacations.

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[ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

I completely agree, however, I like those additional functions. Separate from an on/off button, I'd like the ability to choose the different modes via a slider, or better yet a knob on the end of the standard flashlight.

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Asymptotic to Vegetarian🇺🇦 @chassmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

(2)The two color schemes are close parallels. And, (3)it pisses off the the right people.

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