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Tiff Vaguepost

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technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ


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I gotta ask Mr. View if he was aware of my wife sciences to the point where he could find diagrams for them

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Thinking about when I was a Teen and they opened a The Body Shop at the mall and I would go in there and furtively smell the Ylang Ylang extract like I was doing something wrong

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Come to Colorado

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Have you seen e6 yet? e6 is like they gave one of my internet friends from 2003 100 million dollars and a gun

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As an artistic endeavor it's not boring which is sometimes all I can ask (although individual conversations are directed/edited in a way that makes me feel like I'm fucked up on cold medicine)

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Yeah it's way weird in a "wait, how DO you make a TV show" way, shading into "sicko (complimentary)" at its best

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Fun fact: the only affordable neighborhood in Busytown, Colorado is jokingly called "Little Iowa" because that's where all the Midwestern 23-year-olds who came here to pursue winter sports and rock climbing Iive

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I especially like how there's a bathtub ring of midwesterners that goes all the way around Denver, because: Yeah

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From the bottom of my heart: "ope they gotcha"

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getting so hard up for entertainment that I read an AO3 thing for the first time and then immediately go back and read it again is my looking right at the solar eclipse

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Ayyyyy

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We've all joined a parasocial webring of preteens who write knockoff dave barry columns, ok

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I know it's weird to be so cagey about this because I've namedropped St. Paul and laid a LOT of careless breadcrumbs about where exactly Busytown is, but I was *real* stupid about opsec as a Geocities Teen

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And see I wouldn't have thought that my hometown is particularly distinctive OR that I was a good representative of it!

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After messing with it awhile I think mine is based on "frontage road" and terms for "looking at a car accident" and "soft soled shoes" that i sometimes get 'wrong' if I overthink it (my initial results came from the heart and were unsullied by colorado-isms)

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That thing must be based on the dataset of all time

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My result on this was so accurate that I can't even post it because it makes a 30 mile wide triangle around my mom's house lol

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what if elden ring was actually called onion ring and it was about getting a free onion ring in your fried

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