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It’s posts like this that remind me if I had to follow just one account on Bluesky (and formerly Twitter) it would have to be yours.

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Classic humor right here.

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This is incredible.

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Worth repeating.

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make a band bready A Tribe Called Crust

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Incredible album.

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Infant Pot

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Awful role model. Why can’t she just get married already?

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The Genesis could never handle Utopia.

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Wow. I love it!

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A PhD wouldn’t have missed Borth Dakota.

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IMHO the greatest Iron Chef episode of all time.

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Eat, Bribe, Love

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This is a totally cool and normal cool thing than normal cool countries do while being normal and cool.

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Shows what you know!. Not many people know that this photo is taken from the beaches of England. They actually walked across the channel on D-Day. The lamestream media will have you believe that boats were used!

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Share your kiddie nightmare fuel

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Anyone here see “Barbarella” as a kid? Terrifying scene with the dolls.

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I know exactly what they are. Even in ‘85 I would have fired that bad boy up to play Shark! Shark! Or Space Spartans!

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Behold!

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Even in 1985 this was the dream!

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I think about this tweet almost every day.

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Every page of that book is etched into my brain. Just the sight of that cover . . .

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a.co/d/beFSz9L

I’m begging people to just buy these. $9.99 and you may have enough to last you for years. We keep them in the car for the kids, keep ‘em in our backpacks, etc. Essential for car sickness. They are super useful, and you can make a cake for your friends without being a nasty ingrate.

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And if you’re not lucky enough to be there for that mess, don’t worry! They may later invite you over for brownies they just mixed up and baked for you!

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100%! I can’t believe how many people do this and think it’s the okay! Also, a bowl is a terrible shape to use for this purpose. Obviously a bucket or trash can is a far better receptacle.

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open.spotify.com/track/75jEul...

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“Great” may be pushing it.

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Incredibly freaky and disturbing movie.

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Man, you beat me by 40s. Hats off to you, sir.

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Southwest Poutine Spätzle? Where does it end?

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Oh no! Bacon ranch spätzle!

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That is a perfect Massachusetts hat. 👏

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A mere 8x8 grid? No fog of war? No technology tree or random spawn points? Seems pretty simple to me.

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Wow! Same. Looked like a bullet hole on my elbow. Lymph nodes were the size of gold balls. Ten years ago and I still have a scar. And no superpowers!

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The scene with the phone in the foreground and the one where he runs into the boots in the field get me every time.

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Still holds up incredibly well. There’s a new gag every 30-40 seconds. A few corny/predictable ones but so many unexpected gems.

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For scale that bible is approximately 3” x 5”.

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Very political.

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Contemporary.

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Can’t believe we ever used regular Times Roman. Looks like total garbage by comparison.

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Wow. This is incredible!

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This alt text is 🔥.

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Paragraph of excuses, paragraph of excuses, eight bullet-pointed excuses, paragraph of excuses, paragraph of boilerplate expressing lukewarm emotion about the death of a student.

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