Ron Sullivan (@chefronsullivan.bsky.social)

Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

You do understand this was a joke and not political commentary, right?

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

We say “o’clock” because time is Irish

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

"Sure, you COULD bury it but hear me out on this one ..." -Taxidermy is invented.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

Not gonna lie, it took me more than a few minutes to NOT see a huge sandwich

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

You’re still very much alive brotha 😂

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

Every now and then it would be nice if obituaries were more honest: "He died of a heart-attack we all saw coming a mile away. He ate like an absolute moron for years. He's survived by nobody that is even the SLIGHTEST bit surprised"

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 07:43 UTC

I know I’ve said this, and I’m aware I’m ranting into the void, but nobody is going to take Bluesky seriously until video or streaming is incorporated in some way. It’s so aggravating that we’re still waiting

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 07:01 UTC

People on Facebook really lose their shit when you comment on their hospital check ins with 'Glad you're not too sick to post your status'

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

No one will question your alcoholism if you always propose a toast before drinking something.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

This is the internet age equivalent of naming your company ‘AAA Repair’ so you were first in the yellow pages

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

Pro Tip for this weekend ladies: if a guy keeps insisting you give him your number, take his phone like you’re adding it, then Venmo yourself $3000.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 09:38 UTC

Memorial Day was always my Grandpop’s favorite holiday because he was a WW2 veteran and also just loved to buy mattresses.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 10:48 UTC

‘Cinco de Mayo’ means ‘five of mayonnaise’ in Spanish.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

The guy on this ravioli package looks just like Larry David.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 05:09 UTC

Most of my family lived in Fishtown in the 70’s. Parking in North Philly was just as brutal THEN

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

I’ll crème your pie

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

I’ll churn your butter

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

The most unbelievable part of Rocky has to be the constant access to empty parking spaces in front of his house in South Philly.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

... and now, a public service message from Keanu Reeves

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 08:18 UTC

Absolutely disgusting. I’ll take 5 bags please …

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 06:26 UTC

The Queen has spoken …

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

It makes me feel good to know I live in a country where you can go to Amazon, click a button and get 40 lbs of cereal marshmallows.

#USAUSAUSA

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 08:11 UTC

Bored? Go into a Target fitting room, wait a couple of minutes, then yell: "WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER???"

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 08:26 UTC

Remember the good old days when there were random psychotic clowns just around for no apparent reason? good times ....

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

My #MarchMadness bracket is completely destroyed... I had Abba, Saab, Absolut vodka, and meatballs in my Swede 16

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

A universally beloved icon with Hulk Hogan.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Legend

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

"Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail." - me ... Every time I make a phone call

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 15, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

For St Patrick's Day this year I'm gonna play that Irish drinking game where you start drinking and don't stop until you feel the way Nick Nolte looks

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 14, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

#PiDay Fact: Tug McGraw had a career ERA of 3.14

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

A friend asked me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

Think you're smart? Try explaining daylight savings time to a kid.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

Buckle up kid, you’re about to witness some serious shit ...

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

So apparently going on everyone's Instagram food pics and posting the calorie count is "frowned upon"

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

Learn something new every day…

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 04, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Just once, I'd like to open up my refrigerator and find cartoon versions of my favorite foods arguing over which one of them is healthier ...

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 03, 2024 at 06:09 UTC

Whoever decided to make Peeps flavored Pepsi and NOT call it Peepsi committed the biggest fumble in the history of sugar

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

I'm cooking some Spaghetti-Os in an Uncle Bill's Pancake House tee shirt and boxers. I'm just waiting for Gordon Ramsay to burst into my kitchen and beat the shit out of me.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

In no restaurant or bar I've ever worked at, has the gun had this much pressure on the water Button.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 07:06 UTC

Million dollar idea: A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell “I’M JUST COOKING!!!”

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

When the bartender starts dating one of the cooks:

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

What is the term for getting half way through posting a comment and then deleting it because you realize you really don’t care?

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 06:17 UTC

If I texted back it would probably be fine … but you can only kneel on that sword so many times before you’re the asshole.

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 05:21 UTC

Have you ever accidentally ignored someone’s text for SO LONG that by the time you actually remember the message it’d actually be rude at that point to reply?

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

How long do you all normally hang onto unmatched socks for? 8 or 10 years?

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

“God dammit Doc! Not now!!!”

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

Solid picks!

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Ron Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 09:14 UTC

Which episode of South Park is best?

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