I've followed you for over a decade and kept telling myself similar things during the debate, but man those first 30 minutes were unlike anything I've ever seen. I suppose I haven't paid enough attention to his speeches of late but that was terrible.
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But if we only get $35 more dollars from each of you we can...
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I do like the shrinkflation of a gallon being 3 quarts... I'm surprised they haven't tried that yet
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This is the strategy that got me through 2 Zelda games. Sure there are fancy combat maneuvers but spamming the attack button works fine.
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"strong to the finish" is just sitting there ...
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That's a tricky one as I would do Kobe+Ron Artest and never forget it's 2437, but every time I thought of it I would remember that Kobe also wore 8 and died in a helicopter crash and that run Arest changed his name to Metta World Peace.
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Only 7?
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Now the last ~10 Chicago Bears quarterbacks make sense
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Man that's beautiful
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"things are going to get better" has never applied to Trump
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Don't you mean Miss-ah-oginy [\accent]
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Please thank them for their service
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Biddet would be a cool verb form
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I figure if it's going to turn me gay at least I'll be cleaned up
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And we (taxpayers) paid for all of that gear
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Need 57 civil lawsuits in response.
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P.S. South Korea is cute
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Another split?! Man, I'm having the worst luck today! *Bomb strikes hospital*
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WTF Katie - you're better than this
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You won't believe #5!
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Same kids see Ted Cruz, point, and yell ASSHOLE
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Better surfing? it's a win-win!
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Because we're dumb
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Is there anything excel can't do?
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So we can get more things at Costco even faster??? The trains are already 3+ miles long
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Time to clear the work computers browser
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Well sure, but there was a hostage situation in the Middle East that.....oh...
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La La La La La La laaaaa la. La La La La La La La.
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