Chris' RacCoons

ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉 @janus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

how it feels to live in america

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

Not GoonSky!

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

OK, we'll atone: Metal album for public: Jethro Tull (played by Jethro Tull)

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

Hmmm, brb. Renaming our garage band "The Elevator Orchestra"

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

The London* Philharmonic Orchestra plays Megadeth, Volume 3. *London, Texas, that is.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

If we apologized, you wouldn't believe us. 🤷

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

The compromise they'll settle on is crappy orchestral arrangements of metal songs.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

But you're NOT the raccoon with the cute hat?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

Sometimes the skyline delivers.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

This point has been deeply upsetting to me on a personal level, so thank you for including it (and so eloquently)

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

As someone whose father had dementia (FTD), I very much appreciate this thread.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

Only he's a mommy-fucker, tho?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

So sorry to hear that, and hoping the learning-to-pace-yourself goes smoothly.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

You both seem pretty damned awesome. It's almost like you were made for each other.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

He must have an amazing digestive system to not pay for his crimes every day.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:11 UTC

How do you feel about "Faine of Cawdor" jokes? (As a kid, we couldn't distinguish f from th until a bit late, which concerned parents.)

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:06 UTC

We're Pailot Holes. Perhaps we're related?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:06 UTC

Holes. Pailot Holes. Nice to meet you.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

None of us are real, Q. It's fine.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

It all started when someone ordered a poke bowl when they weren't wearing their glasses....

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

overheard

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

We've always thought Paoli sounds like a euphemism for something

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Leif taking the brown line

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

SEPTA?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

Do we HAVE TO plug it back in?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Feels like we need a new rosetta stone for this one.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

Folding was important to spouse and me when we bought, so we went with Bike Friday, but that's not cheap and if you don't NEED folding, it's not worth the premium.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

For e-bikes, we'd recommend a decent bike brand because it'll ride like a bike instead of riding like a mini-motorcycle. You're a roadie, so you know how important fit is. A bit less so for an ebike, but it should really feel like a well-fitting bike.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Having done this in the pre e-bike days, we'd recommend getting a decent brand for the trailer. Bad trailers make the ride feel awful. Burley is probably the gold standard. For the dogs, I'd definitely recommend 2 wheels vs 1 wheel trailer.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

Is that not a thing? 🤷

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

Is this ready for the copypasta list, @jove.bsky.social ?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

Perfect to keep your corgi by the door so she'll be ready when it's time for a walk.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

Better to have hornt and lost (temporarily)....

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

We don't anything about the beefs, etc. We DO know you've consistently been kind on here and deserve the best. Hoping that happens for you!!

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

Too warm for a tauntaun this time of year

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

Hopefully he'll get to eat on his trip

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

That looks great, but did he have his own food, too?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

Yum! Also, that's kinda a lot?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

That sounds fantastic and we're definitely envious.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

That's the keyword.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

Similarly, you should only be able to use "LMAO" once

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

When you're here, you're family?

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:48 UTC

Back in the day when people copied CDs, that was called burning Bush

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

Baby shower coming soon. That is: a literal shower of baby spiders.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Dammit, Chili con Carne de Jesu was right there.

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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

He's been taking that pill for years, but he eats an extra 51 lbs each time, so....

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