e-claire

e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

ceiling cat 2: the return of ceiling cat

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

pussy supreme

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

i know. why am i the only woman who must struggle this way

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

this is also so much of intra-community online drama

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

me and who (and who) 😸

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

classic white woman dilemma

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

twilight is a classic and relatable story about a white woman struggling to choose between dating a stalker white man with an ominously large age gap and having sex with a dog

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

the entire gop platform is and has been "you should be able to scam anyone you want and it's their fault for being dumb enough to fall for it." that was basically trump's entire presidency

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

<3

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

i'm going to take the easy way out and blame the traumatic brain injury 👍

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

that is a deeply perplexing image, thank you

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

i genuinely do not know what's wrong with my brain that i'm not capable of this. i don't know if it's just that all my bras were cheapish and the clasps are tiny and maybe a bit bent or literally just that i am too stupid to figure out how to fasten a thing with my arms behind me and no vision of it

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

someday i will become smart enough to figure out how to fasten my bra clasps from the back instead of putting it on backwards and fastening them and then turning it around agan and putting my arms through the shoulder straps. but that day is not today

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

baby spotted 👆

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

*lana del rey voice* my pussy tastes like normal pussy

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 07:19 UTC

the fox is screaming again

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

its so fucked up that im the only woman who ever has to feel unattractive and inadequate when looking at the underwear and swimsuit models wearing the products im considering

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

like the band or the postes-er

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:41 UTC

just in case you forgot who was in the bag

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

the packaging for these tights i bought is so funny

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:54 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e...

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

please dont put in the papers im a flustered girlpuddle

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