Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social |
Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man whose “indestructible” car would lose in a fight with a mop but who still believes he will be king of Mars
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Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social |
Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man whose “indestructible” car would lose in a fight with a mop but who still believes he will be king of Mars
8 replies 59 reposts 295 likes
Ross in Detroit
@rossindetroit.bsky.social
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But it can briefly serve as a boat according to him. Sure, as long as it doesn’t ever have to run again.
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Trivial Thingling
@trivling.bsky.social
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right, but he's the protagonist, see, which means in a few years something magical will happen to bring him to the next story beat! figuring out the 'how' is a job for the universe, not him /s
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Charlotte.
@charlotteirene.bsky.social
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"Lose a fight with a mop" lol
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Little Gems
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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Lmao, he didn't think to add drain holes? What if it rains?
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Dr. Wombat
@aspyre.bsky.social
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*McConaugheytakingadrag.gif*
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@aiddonvalentine.bsky.social
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I'm just waiting for when two of these collide and the paramedics wonder why they were filled with marinara sauce
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf
@delicateecopouf.bsky.social
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I miss my late father (who was an engineer in the auto industry because when you were a working class Boomer kid on Detroit, that was your middle class dream job) deeply, but I can feel him cackling with delight from heaven every time this dude fucks up basic shit, which is a true gift. Thanks Elon?
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Chris Wilhelm
@cwilhelm24.bsky.social
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No water on Mars *head-tapping gif*.
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