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Claire Willett

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listen there’s still time maybe it has to happen in like 3 months so the movie that wins some actor an Oscar nom in ten years can be called “October Surprise”

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Sarcasmorator's avatar Sarcasmorator @sarcasmorator.bsky.social
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he could get the whole "delayed cardiac/stroke event" thing

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JC's avatar JC @conductress.bsky.social
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This is like the countdown clock in Galaxy Quest continuing until it gets to 1.

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Joel Berger's avatar Joel Berger @teknomantik.old-home.net
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I'd take it as a personal favor from the gods if it happened in the next ten days. The RNC is in the same convention center where I work an anime con every year, and I've already made jokes about needing a ton of salt to purify the place after.

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KC Cromie's avatar KC Cromie @kc-cromie.bsky.social
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We did our part. Our mayor was considering making face masks illegal and promptly came down with Covid. Los Angeles: We know narrative.

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A Jelly Squishes Slowly By's avatar A Jelly Squishes Slowly By @ubiquisquish.bsky.social
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T-Rex showing up to eat the raptors only when it’s the most dramatic

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