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He/him | I call them "bloots"

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It's uhhhh uhhhhhh let's say, uneven

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Picard (show) sure does. Things. WRT his romantic life.

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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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One Piece started in 1997, it’s a grandma-generation outfit!

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Solo is, actually, pretty fun. And that doesn’t feel far off.

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I've dragged folks along on some things! It's more seeing the great mass just... not getting it, and being like, WHENNN??? But idk, feels like there's been a recent shift, maybe. Or the start of one.

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it's really frustrating to wait for people to wake up and come around on things, but... idk, I feel like it's starting in the current epoch, and there's time for the needed critical mass to gather. not much time, maybe! but hopefully enough.

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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Friend, I have not had that kind of time in 20 years

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Yes. First and last have the best added material, though not all added material is the best. But imo they're the superior versions overall, especially Fellowship. You can easily watch in six segments without shotgunning each movie whole.

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I have done ~250 hours of this game, finished the main quest and every base game boss (only got help for one), 3/4 through with the DLC, usually defeat a boss within four tries, and still feel like I'm awful at it

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this is a fantastic RP concept for the game. "WHO MADE THIS MESS"

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They seem kinda like... Star Wars mouse droids? But we don't all live on a Star Destroyer and Star Wars didn't seem to have the internet or email.

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he could get the whole "delayed cardiac/stroke event" thing

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I scramble motha'uckin' eggs fortnightly🎶 Wife doesn't like 'em, she never told me🎶

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This photo is pure 2024.

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"Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame."

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Watch early X-Files sometime and marvel at tiny baby Gillian Anderson

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60 still seems old to me, but 45 did when I was 30 and now 50 definitely does not

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Yup. It’s kinda fascinating how perception of age changes as you, yourself, age.

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LMFAO at NYT *not* disclosing that the guy who wrote this was a clerk for John Roberts! Honestly gotta respect the game.

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If they’re 18 they probably just see you as old

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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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I am hoping that this is a harbinger for us. After all, so was leave/remain. People are getting tired of this shit.

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It can really help afaik, haven’t taken it but doctor friend recommends and I know people who’ve taken it

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Honestly I don't think the MCU would have took off the way it did if not for how ID4 kicked off summer movie blockbusters as EVENTS

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Let's split up, we can cover more ground that way

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Replicators would be amazing for this. No transportation, just ad hoc digital storage and assembly of possessions at the new location.

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Just need, like. Two minutes with the Death Note.

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We just showed the kids Good Omens, too. But what conclusion can I draw but that this is likely true? It’s so rarely false.

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I’m not a big Fourth of July or patriotic pride person, but it’s important to remember today that we say no to kings here.

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