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I like when my loan servicer tells me how much I can cash out. This sweet ass offer will increase my total interest paid by 16 times if I refi at 7% and take out what they say.

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pip install --upgrade --force-reinstall wife

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FedSoc prof thinks the knives won't come for him, he's special, different. Maybe even better than the gods.

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"You made me do this to you", he said to the bleeding figure on the floor.

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Go to Biltmore House in Asheville. Now choose a detail. Get right up to it and look close, like you're reading the fine print. The corner of a window facing the waiting area sticks in my mind. It's all flawless, like looking at a 178,000 sq ft swiss watch. That's some real luxury there.

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Not terribly reassuring here.

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More like animal deviltry, am I right?

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I got something stuck between molars so bad that I couldn't floss it out. I fashioned a tiny hook from a small zip tie and used it to thread floss under the problem, and was able to pull it out from below. I am survivorman.

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This sounds like everything2

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Bouba in the sheets, kiki in the streets

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I just got a promo. It's locked into the system, but the start date isn't for another week or so. I'm excited but also dreading the increased visibility. I'm trying to steer my career into "most senior IC who avoided management" status.

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There's a fully unwrapped green starburst on the urinal behind you that says otherwise.

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I've been noticing a lot of long pauses on my adblocked desktop. Definitely the ad serving and ad blocking gods are fighting while I do something in another tab.

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hell yeah

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Sorry, do you mean the devil's fiberglass?

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When the spillway opens. Incredible scene.

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Oh so it's going to be really fast, just like one and done? Yeah that always works great, always goes exactly as planned; have fun guys!

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Sounds like a name that a long term roommate would come up with.

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Going straight up a hillside so steep that the whole front end bounced on every tiny bump was pretty wild. No concerns for anything at all, since it was all to be bulldozed. But no one buying a Macan is ever going to do this. And I only did it once. (The work was hard labor, swinging a pick)

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I had a 4x4 Toyota in college. One summer I worked for my dad on a site that was being developed in the San Ramon hills east of San Francisco. Once in the gate, I was completely free to point myself in any direction and just go. Steep hills, not Moab style rock crawling. It was incredible.

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Natgeo wanted to use an animal video I posted on YT and when I proposed terms they were like "who dis?"

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My roommate named my stereo rig "Dantooine" because of Grand Moff Tarkin's "Then name the system!" line

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I described my cool water saving methods for warming up my shower to a friend. He was basically like, "nice peasant trick, I have a pump that circulates the hot water line in the house before I turn it on".

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The physical Bixby button fell out of my S8 a few weeks ago. It is not missed.

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I wouldn't, because I'm a boring adult. My kids have already signed a lease to live inside them, however.

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Seems like it would be an easy win for the IRS to proactively inform filers if, based on their previous return, they can use the free filing tools.

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I'm so excited that I get to drop this link music.ishkur.com

Does it go boots n pants n boots n pants?

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Congrats on making it! My grandfather jumped from the Tuscania to the Mosquito after it was torpedoed by a U boat in 1918.

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I went to a church in Germany that had either 2 or 4 skeletons done up kind of like this; more like a bishops than knights. I wish I could remember the name. No one told the group what to expect before we realized what was in the displays.

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My 11 and 14 year olds would like to differ on "slay". Still out in front. And I regret to inform you that you may need to acclimate to many iterations of "cunt" getting normalized, or, "served", if you will.

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Does the final sloppy joe erupt from the floor or drop from the ceiling? Or could it be sprayed from a pressure washer? Is a hydraulic press involved?

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One of my LinkedIn folks got a cert in "Business Agility Foundations" and I'm now walking into the sea.

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It's literally crazy making to read this. Did Standard Oil worry about growth in 1910? They won! They did it! They built a money tree! But no, that can't stand.

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Can Ronnie Coleman come? He'll just say "LIGHT WEIGHT" and nothing else, like Groot.

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I got 3 season passes, and a season food and drink pass for less than $500 to CA Great America. And the rides are better. I understand the charms of Disneyland, but no thanks.

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Also where did they come up with low rates saving you $50k? More like $400k in interest in coastal states over 30 years.

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I used to call it Brown Sugar but man Silk Shirt RnB owns.

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I got called privileged, then was unfollowed and muted for complaining about Target being out of chili on the bad site last weekend. Honestly, it was great- a truly archetypal experience.

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The net effect of using this stuff on a laptop is I see the degradation of content over time, but I don't get the pain of the ads. And the Twitter/FB plugins severely limit the algorithmic feed too. (Oh and don't forget Sponsorblock)

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I will repeat my mantra: Firefox ublock origin noscript better twitter FB Purity Fuck IOS

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I was looking for a great oatmeal cookie recipe and a site called "goboldwithbutter.com" delivered the goods.

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Were the words written recently, or decades ago? For how long had she committed to the bit?

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It feels like the photons themselves are crescent shaped.

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Bay area eclipse max, via 1000mm Celestron and white photo card. Note the three sunspots.

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Will I be ostracized if my slides were obviously done in LaTeX?

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I'm stealing this image and that's that.

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And now the arcane knowledge is unsearchable in the social media depths

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So students enroll, take out loans and make the school pay down the loan? Probably not but that would be pretty sweet.

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I just read the NY Mag piece (nymag.com/intelligence...) and there nothing there that indicates anything other than "he'll be fine". He might "have to pay" (unlikely for a long time) but with the Truth Social stock he'll... be just fine.

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Buying in 2007 and white knuckling through 2009 was a thing I don't want to do again. My advice is to buy in sept of 2021 and get a 2.5% rate. Tricky but it's possible, I swear.

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