Coach Gowron

Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

Is that the same class Keiko is taking? She keeps talking about this amazing "Ghost" technique for some reason.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:22 UTC

Sigh. I'll put him on my job schedule. I'm going to need the big novelty plunger for that one.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:20 UTC

Well, it can't be any worse than the course Morn taught. I never did get the hang of his signature move.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:18 UTC

We, uh, I was just finishing up the comms rerouting. Just need a few more minutes. You should go back to your gym and wait for a fax letting you know it's all back to normal.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:12 UTC

I AM NOT A PLUMBER!!! But who... who are the other two?

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:11 UTC

You're right, I need to stay strong and solve this problem with Starfleet grit and determination. DID YOU JUST THROW ANOTHER DODGEBALL AT ME?

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:09 UTC

Your faxing is what got us into this mess! But I would appreciate the voucher. I love my wife!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:07 UTC

Make yourself useful and crack open another bottle of body oil.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

Well now that sounds pretty good.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

THIS ISN'T HELPING

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

I AM NOT A PLUMBER!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

THAT WASN'T ME! THAT WAS COACH!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

He dodged! He's good at that! And it hit me!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

AAAARGH MY SHOULDER!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING GAGH ALL OVER THE PROMENADE

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME! I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH BODY OIL FOR ACCESS PANELS!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

I AM NOT A PLUMBER!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

Wait, this is strange. I'm getting private messages from Keiko on YOUR comm link, Coach. They appear to be in some kind of code. Boy, the comms are more messed up than I thought!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

This is Chief O'Brien! My comms got mixed up with Coach Gowron's because SOMEBODY hooked up a fax machine to the central comm link and then punched it when it didn't work! Now I need to strip naked and oil up to wriggle into the access panel to fix it. Julian, I'm going to need your help with this.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Sad that little Billy couldn't even spell OREO correctly. Kids these days.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Someone who promotes themeself as a hero rarely is, for it is not a title or a job description you can simply bestow upon yourself. Live honorably, assist others, defend those who need it, and you will be somebody's hero whether or not the word is ever spoken.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

And yes, Chief, the chaps are assless. By definition all chaps are. You're supposed to wear something underneath them and... No, you're right, the disguise is better that way.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Okay, Chief. Put on this cowboy outfit and start mingling at Quarks until you have a lead.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

It seems like someone has assembled an extensive dossier on you and your interests, Chief. Be wary. This could be a plot. A delicious, Jamja-flavored plot.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

A warrior is not defined by the fights they have won, but by what they fight for. Stand for those less privileged, stand for the powerless, stand for those who will come after you. Stand for honor, or you stand for nothing at all, and are worth even less.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

Eh, I don't think anyone would want to see us attempting comedy.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

ARRRGH your shoulder! Anyway, keep at it, Chief. You're doing great.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

I just need you to streak during my set.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Kahless tells us rain makes a hole in stone not by violence, but by falling often. The power of persistence should never be undervalued. If your goal is not met, do not give up, for if mighty stone can be cracked eventually, so too can you find victory.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

Looks like somebody appreciates Morn's stall graffiti.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

Chief, I think you dropped something. Your dignity, I presume.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Restroom's haunted.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

How much time will you waste waiting while the replicator rolls its eyes at you and sighs?

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

Problem...?

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

It keeps on saying, "If that's what you really want, then fine, I guess." I prefer when it is in Aggressive Food Order Mode.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Perhaps it's like that saying that time flies when you're having fun, only about exasperation instead of fun.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Sometimes it feels as though we grow up too slowly but grow old too fast. Know that we all experience this. Know too that while we may not experience this at the same rate or at the same time, a true warrior knows that real strength, and true honor, is when we grow together.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:03 UTC

That's how you know it's the good stuff.

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