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Reminds me of my days at Greendale

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Just splenda

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Can’t wait for the courts to throw this out now that Chevron is rejected

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Sometimes it feels like the senate especially is in love with pomp and circumstance of play acting “The Senate” more than actually getting anything done

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And someday they’ll realize that the early members of their species fucked us. I wonder who’s out banging future-species? Do they realize it?

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…”I will be bringing a motion to committee to determine if these bylaws have been violated and if so, penning a strongly worded letter . . . . .”

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Dems in the senate while being beaten with a cane: May the good senator from Texas, the Honorable Blood Fist, note, I believe we had agreed that no person would hold a cane with two hands while in the chambers…”

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I was afraid “Harry Potter for Leftists” meant produced and profiting transphobes

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Oh shit - they’re mad about the SCOTUS decisions too

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Gah! You beat me to it!

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Go remove all the tags off unsold mattresses

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So let’s fucking go already. Call their bluff.

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On a bed cushioned with the blood and money of their subjects

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Some days you need the calm resolution of a Bluey storyline

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Quelle surprise

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Remember when Troy came out and everyone was excited about men in miniskirts?

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Cool cool cool cool coo-cool cool cool this is fine coolcool cool cool cool

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Oh no, absolutely not… but only because he has no spine and the courts only intend to let the right use this power

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Please post more progress pics!

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It looks beautiful! I have an old plastic Moomin house and Moomin boat playset that I tracked down years ago after my aunt and uncle first introduced me to the cartoons

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Amazing!!! 🤩 what moomin house do you have?

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Don’t forget! These systems fail ALL OF THE TIME

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Those people clearly have never been harassed

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Thank god this is the last day of SCOTUS decisions or I’d need to start drinking. I can’t tell the difference between my tinnitus and internal screaming anymore

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And, you know, maybe stop smothering every candidate who pushes for progressive change. Can’t enact good policy if you aren’t willing to challenge the status quo

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Of course! To ensure this is the case, the corporate boards should send the justices and their families on an extensive annual retreat to self review these gifts for ethical compliance

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…(a vertically integrated digital ecosystem for managing the resource biome), and that’s before the developers get a chance to convert all that wasted office space to high end condos and live/work spaces

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There’s so much money to be made in scrapping federal regulators! Obviously, tons of law fees for litigation and consultation, plus reselling all of the office equipment, and you know some tech co is going to boom off buying up all of their data and launching forestry.ai….

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Having come out of that environment it is shocking to look back and see how antisemitic a lot of the christian support for Israel is

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Well, evangelicals believe at the end times only 144k Jews on earth at that time will be gathered up into heaven, so if god doesn’t think they are real Jews why should they?

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Yeah - there are times I really like the parliamentary system and wished we had something that provided greater opportunities for multiple parties/spectrum of ideologies but it seems the same challenges remain. Bonne chance!

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I feel that - I guess I’m reacting to the a difference in the systems between Fr & US and how I’d like to see that reflected here

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In US politics, we see a lot of instances where the center of the party DNC actively works to stamp out candidates they feel are too far out of line from the most conservative tenets of the party and supporting an aging cadre of politicians to the detriment of their own success

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Fair - but what we are seeing is left candidates dropping to consolidate support around who they think will defeat the RN, which is good

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“13 yo shot by police after brandishing replica gun” vs “13yo shot while subdued” is a wild fucking difference and should not be buried at the end of Headline - tagline - photo - caption - byline - last line of the third fucking paragraph

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Because all of Boeing’s issue are due to not controlling enough of the market and production process. I’m sure the hatchet job Boeing does to their operations will have zero effect on quality and safety