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Bubo Baggins
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Pretty sure that was literally a boss in No More Heroes tbh
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Not so much mysterious as poorly documented
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Bubo Baggins
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Pretty sure that was literally a boss in No More Heroes tbh
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Bubo Baggins
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I am like 80% confident Morecambe and Lunesdale were contemporaries of Laurel and Hardy, though obviously much less successful
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Bubo Baggins
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Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy.
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Bubo Baggins
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Synchronized spurting
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Bubo Baggins
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Some guys I knew in a band back in high school learned that song specifically so that if some jackass yelled "Freebird" (which kept happening) they could stop in the middle of whatever they were playing, point out the person responsible, play Freebird, and then resume playing where they left off
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Bubo Baggins
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Limiting myself to people I like the work of, I think if I ever got dunked on by Jon Townsend I would simply walk into the sea
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Bubo Baggins
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I know this is a dumb thing to latch on to but I am unreasonably proud of all of the little scars that have accumulated on my hands since I started working in the trades
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Bubo Baggins
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God this is real
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Bubo Baggins
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Burst City
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beloved character on brand new adventure
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HARRY LIME: tell me. would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? if i offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would y- HOLLY MARTINS: theres a dot with a big fat ass by the popcorn trolley HARRY LIME: [SLAMS FACE AGAINST GONDOLA CAR WINDOW]
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Bubo Baggins
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I would like you to give me an exact number of windows that you think a human life is worth
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Bubo Baggins
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If I were the author I would simply refuse to die
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Bubo Baggins
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This is really starting to make it difficult to advertise my new long-distance trucking business, Dick and Balls Logistics
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Bubo Baggins
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Sitting on a rooftop on a lovely spring day thinking about what exactly my fucking problem is
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Bubo Baggins
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I mutter "play Mars Matrix" to myself at least a couple times a week
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Bubo Baggins
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Pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king. Six by my count
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Bubo Baggins
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I should watch Burst City again
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Bubo Baggins
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Green River
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Bubo Baggins
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You don't want to be in your early 20s in 2012, you want to have a trust fund
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Bubo Baggins
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I wish I was born 12001 years ago for, uh, totally unrelated reasons
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Bubo Baggins
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My parents did something similar with me and all I really remember from it is how to waltz and a couple of extremely specific line dances
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Bubo Baggins
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My nose started bleeding halfway through that sentence
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Bubo Baggins
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I fucking hate when a prophecy that assures my ambitions will be fulfilled turns out to have an ironic loophole, leading to my downfall
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Bubo Baggins
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After looking at your timeline, I have a serious question: have you spoken to a doctor recently? Because your writing reminds me very strongly of stuff I've seen from people with prodromal schizophrenia
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Bubo Baggins
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Hey man just letting you know that I'm a member of the FBI's Wokeness Division and we're gonna be showing up to your house tomorrow to take your guns and run over your dick and nuts with a golf cart
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Bubo Baggins
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Where else am I going to find step by step instructions on how to Jeff
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Bubo Baggins
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she nihil on my novi til my sub sole
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Bubo Baggins
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Never happens. Big Hooters Hitler gets the Red Army horned up enough during Stalingrad that they take Berlin by the end of 1943
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Bubo Baggins
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I used to live within walking distance of a Hawaiian joint and they started calling me Mr. C, the Hangover King (because they would serve my hungover ass a burger with a fried egg on it at 10AM for like eight American dollars)
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Bubo Baggins
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I'm in my old-timey ailments era. I'm goutmaxxed and dropsypilled
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Bubo Baggins
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Up until about 1870, if you got a kidney stone you had like a 1 in 4 chance of dying
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Bubo Baggins
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God bless brassicas in all their forms
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Bubo Baggins
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More like ludonarrative pissonance
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Bubo Baggins
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much like every Souls-flavored game I've ever played, I immediately gravitated to "heavy armor and biggest sword I can find" as a go-to build
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Bubo Baggins
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We shall jerk on the beaches, we shall jerk in the landing grounds, we shall jerk in the fields and in the streets, we shall jerk in the hills, we shall never stop jerking
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Bubo Baggins
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Green bean casserole
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Bubo Baggins
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I think mayors are more normal on average but have a much higher ceiling for being absolute freaks
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Bubo Baggins
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Bubo Baggins
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If I did decide to destroy and betray myself I would simply hold out for a good deal
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Bubo Baggins
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very funny to me that this is very clearly the section of 95 just south of the Ft McHenry Tunnel
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Bubo Baggins
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Broth is a form of tea
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Bubo Baggins
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Truly the man is a pioneer in the field of being divorced
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Bubo Baggins
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Celebrated one year since I was last gainfully employed by cracking a molar
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Bubo Baggins
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If this is true I can only assume that he has volunteered himself for the first gen of Neuralink implants and it's going predictably
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Bubo Baggins
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Most of Elon's decisions, while obviously dumb and counterproductive, have a recognizable thought process behind them but I am just straight up baffled by this one
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Bubo Baggins
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In the interests of extending an olive branch I would like to invite Elon to engage in one of his people's traditional pastimes (getting necklaced)
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Bubo Baggins
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this is absolute dogshit and if you had a conscience you would delete your account
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