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Vulgar and badass 😸

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Without downloading any new pics what is it like dating you?

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That alarm notice is for when a new Kendrick track drops

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it had some decent effort put into it. I wish I still had my old stuff from back then. I've tried looking every now and then over the decades but it seems like a lost cause.

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I cut my teeth on game dev with this and ZZT back in the day on a Packard-Bell 486. Even attempted a commercial game that of course didn't make a cent. But the 20 or so people in the 90s era PDX BBS community liked it! It was called "Zero the Hero" and despite the trash gameplay /1

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EVEN FVRTHER

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He's already getting some weight on him and constantly makes biscuits. I thought Cupcake was the most affectionate cat ever but Zig is like the most chill malleable wad of fluff who has no want but your presence

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Uh I guess I got another cat again This guy showed up a couple weeks ago mewing and looking pretty emaciated. Me and Mrs. Lasorda took him in while we put out an APB for a missing cat because this guy is already fixed and NOT street smart in the slightest. No one has yet to claim him. Meet Ziggy

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Replaying tears of the kingdom and realizing that the Like-Like death sound sounds a lot like the grapefruit technique

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YES let's regress back to the sneakernet plz

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You flyina my face, I zappa you ass

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"make a band milder" Nine Millimeter Carpet Tacks

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And yes that is drool dripping from Fergus' mouth. His mouth waters when he's content, kinda like me.

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Okay so it turns out the ginger boy kitten is actually a GIRL (most all ginger cats are male). Now it all makes sense why they'd hang around Fergus as he's not a threat to the ladies.

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And to clarify, the cats are getting released into our backyard, not their reproductive organs. Our editors would like to apologize for this error.

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Girl kitten TRAPPED. The boy was easy. Also got a bonus feral who's been coming by off and on for five years. Tomorrow their brovaries are getting chucked and then released into our backyard. Uncle Fergus however was pretty distressed. After some crunchies tho he simmered his chonky butt down.

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Bonus pics of my indoor cats Bettie (she turns 17 this year!), and (was Maneki but is now) Cupcake

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Ever since then he's been surprising us by taking in two stray kittens under his wing. Which is cute but also a serious problem as one of them is a girl. This town has just about ZERO animal control. So now the onus is on us to get them fixed, which will be here in a few days.

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For the longest time he was semi feral and we just kept our distance. Last summer while trying to sow his wild oats he got a visit from the neuter fairy. Dude came back all haggard and creaky from the drugs wearing off and his sack was all purple lol

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He guards the perimeter of our house and takes his job pretty seriously. When he lays in the crescent fresh position you'll see that there's a heart on his side.

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Fuck doomerism. Let's talk about this kickass cat named Rodimus T. Ferguson (Fergus for short). A stray that pretty much moved himself into my backyard several years back. Dude loves churu.

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this just really solidifies the fact that all AI is nothing more than a specific complex random noise generator and that nothing that comes out of it will ever have any solid structure or direction. But hey neat sounds!

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finally tried to make a non shit/genital themed song with Udio, I specified Sega Genesis Industrial and it conflated it with other chips and wound up with something that sounds like a bunch of consoles on a stimulant fueled crime spree

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Oh yeah baby this is what AI is meant for

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Feeling creative again

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Streaming my thought process and showing off my mediocre Photoshop skills

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Get out of my dreams, and into my car (my car is a cybertruck which is why I'm dreaming of women)

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Hey come watch me play some dumb modern videogame (1st time doing this so uh yeah watch out)

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I put my new cat in the new dragon game. If you see Cupcake out in the wild she's the sweetest most helpful pawn one could have.

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Been terminally offline for a while due to this adorable turd maker named Maneki. Also reorganizing my life (literally & figuratively) towards a makeshift basement studio for possibly cool endeavors in the future.

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AI is the future

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Case in point: check out this awesome ad I made for Pepto Bismol with dracula

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fat dudes kicking garbage cans because why not

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🎶🎵HIT THE ROAD JACK🎵🎶

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As opposed to your crow phase? 🥁

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The problem with Sonic nowadays is that Sega completely forgot the basis that he was made on coolness. We need to go back to basics...

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Murphy, NOOO

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Didn't realize that the bing-bong image creator now renders robocop properly, hell yeah

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Weird day, today...

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Even the autonomous ones are lazy and dumpy lookin

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Anywhere, America is like about five to ten thousand people, most of them named Todd or Mark, have an extensive boaner for guns, and repeat already since disproven shit from like two years ago because they heard it from their coworker on FB. Just unhinged walking farts, the whole lot of them.

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So uh I guess Game Maker 2 sucks now or something? Is Godot any gogood?

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I still aspire to be him

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Oh hey this asshole showed up

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The missus scored a pink 3DS XL at a yard sale for $10 and asked me to hack it, so I obliged. Now she's spending more time downloading off the hShop than actually playing anything.

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RIP Mr. Smushmouth you wouldve loved walking on suns

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