Comrade Figaro ☭

Canna World @cannaworld.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 20, 2023 at 16:35 UTC

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 16:55 UTC

It's okay when they do it cuz the Bible tells you so.

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 02:37 UTC

Story of my love life. This is why I'm celibate now.

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 02:35 UTC

I thought it was a cigarette at first! Turns out it's a cheese knife.

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 23:06 UTC

For what it's worth, you're sexy and I'd totally sub if I had more damn money. 😭 🫂

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 23:05 UTC

Did they come with honey mustard or barbecue sauce? Cuz that could be a deal breaker...

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 23:02 UTC

"Sometimes it's what we don't try to do that we end up being best at." -Sun Tzu. Or Lao Tzu. I can't remember

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 23:01 UTC

I resemble that remark!

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 22:58 UTC

"If sex work is real work, why isn't there a SW union or something? Ha! Gotcha!" -Some dumbass somewhere idk

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 16:18 UTC

Yay body hair! 🧔

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 16:15 UTC

Ever since I was in high school! 🇵🇸🫡

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 16:13 UTC

*lick* Yup, that's an armpit. 😆

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 16:10 UTC

Good morning! You just made my morning worth it! 😘

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 04:34 UTC

It can be genetic sometimes. 🤷

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 04:26 UTC

Jada Pinkett Smith is Tupac in drag. He didn't really die; he's just deep undercover. Will's cool with it. Source: DMT

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 04:24 UTC

I've had to work those kinds of jobs too, so I feel your pain. 🫂

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 04:23 UTC

Welp, so much for going to bed early! *unzip*

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 03:12 UTC

Cat cow girl: the crossover we never knew we needed

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 03:09 UTC

I'm cold too. Warm me plz mommy 😙

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 02:33 UTC

Latte? ☕

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 02:32 UTC

Girl dick is best dick! 🍆

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 02:29 UTC

Nah, me too 🤤

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 22:33 UTC

Dr. Frankenstein was really trying to build the perfect love doll the whole time! 🤯

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 22:31 UTC

Me irl

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 22:28 UTC

And a 😘 right back at ya!

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 20:56 UTC

"Gender is a lie invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms." - Albert Einstein, allegedly.

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 20:54 UTC

Poor dear. You must be warm in all those clothes 😂

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Comrade Figaro ☭ @comradefigaro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 17:26 UTC

Iykyk 😏

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