La Comtesse du Croque Madame π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
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That's not always a bad thing. I wish I had your hair color.
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Maker, punster, writer sometimes. I have ideas and try to make them real. Trans, aspiring swords-lesbian. Medically diagnosed as "delightful". All my snark is under a Creative Commons license.
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That's not always a bad thing. I wish I had your hair color.
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The situation is that NY knows Trump. What he's like, what he does, what he likes to do, and most importantly that he's a bloviating asshat less trustworthy than a paper umbrella in a monsoon. Trump will not win NY unless he does so at literal gunpoint.
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I continue to job-hunt in order to get the money to begin electrolysis. I also continue to walk about in the hopes it eventually makes me smaller. mostly because I feel that if the rest of me is smaller my tits might look bigger or at least I'll be able to get a sane bra size.
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Also, looking, I have an 18 hour layover in Helsinki, (6 PM to Noon the next day) and there's a hotel attached to the airport. That works out well. Nice business class trip. My business is trading up my bits.
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Today's thought: if I ever get the money to go for my plumbing renovations, I'm going to go to Thailand via Finnair, because it means going to one of the LGBTQIA+ friendly countries.
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Ro Salarian
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A comic about disability and drugs in America for #disabilitypridemonth
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Yep. I have one set up. My doctor apologized for it. She doesn't like insurance companies and a few of the laws put in place, seeing them as "fearmongering".
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Yes, I do believe you were quite right on that.
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Oh yeah, and 90% of AMAB people will get it, and so will 80% of AFAB. (I would expect intersex people to be somewhere between that.) Go! Get the vaccine if you can! It's *not a bad thing*!
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And you're 'too busy', it's Sam Riegel talking about his tonsil cancer from HPV. A virus that there's a fucking VACCINE for that can possibly wipe out cervical cancer in AFAB people if the shitstorm that is purity culture wasn't whining about it. Thank you.
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You might not be a Critical Role person, you might even dislike it, but you really need to see this video. It's actually important, especially if you're younger than 45. Even if you're trans, or not trans. It's important.
youtube.com/watch?v=caRT9xzdβ¦
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A supreme Backpfeifengesicht example.
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It doesn't hurt that he's got Backpfeifengesicht in goddamn buckets. The kind of face whose cheeks should be tattooed with targets so you know where to slap or punch.
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my right boob aches. Maybe itβs finally catching up.
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I would like to see the Joker get put into a coma for a while, just to let some of the others show up and do some stuff. This would also allow us to examine "what does Batman do when the Joker's very obviously unavailable as a plot device".
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I want a "Disqualified from the war of the sexes for doping" mug. Maybe I should design it.
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For me it's one expectation, honestly.
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...why are so many of my OCs turning out to be 'transition goals' images?
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social 1
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I offer snacks.
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @zoewithasword.bsky.social 1
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Cool, elf wizard! My ttrpg character Taeliana Olethros, the Rosemage!
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseAncestry elf
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social ancestry
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a friend of mine had a movie weekend where the theme was βmovies that subvert your expectationsβ. This was one of mine. The other was the Japanese original of Gojira.
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I'm just saying that a cricket bat and some rope would help with that. I mean, as far as I as an American can tell, seeing Reform and the Tories get tossed wholesale into an emptied coal mine that's then collapsed on them is a net positive for the world.
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Like planning a trip by air and having to watch prices and times go up by saying βnowhere in the Middle East pleaseβ.
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Some might like that.
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Pank π¦
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Well, They can,
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I transitioned because I was doing such a bad job of being the son my parents wanted I figured maybe they'd be okay with a daughter. (Turned out I was wrong.)
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I just want to find something I can fit on my feet that look like girl shoes. I have size 13 women's feet and it's nearly impossible.
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In constant pain but trying to ignore it, despite how it was chewing on his soul. With no idea why or how to fix it. The one thing that most friends who knew me before say now is that I'm a lot less constantly angry than I was before.
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I have a whip. I've got some ideas about the traps, and I can move through carefully.
Time to get the idol.
youtube.com/watch?v=-bTpp8PQβ¦
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Finding parts of me where the me-that-was left those traps, or didn't realize he was setting them up for me to fall over. Or just detritus that's now dangerous. Memories and thoughts and habits. Ideas and concepts. Casual sexism and homophobia and transphobia.
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Something I said in therapy: "It's like I'm doing archeology in my head. But not the good kind. The Indiana Jones kind where I need to dodge traps."
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I've had to do that too. So many parts of him I have tried to leave behind, so much pain he dealt when trying not do, and myself his worst victim overall. It's difficult but being able to do that and learn from him without returning to being him is helpful.
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If I was pyrokinetic entire swaths of Washington DC would have been infernos by now.
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Unfortunately I am not one of them.
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coming soon: a Magic Knight Rayearth reboot.
(possibly paging @impossiblephd.bsky.social to this)
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I love the Leverage concept - criminals fed up with the system as it stands and taking action that the authorities can't - and running a game of it is something I really want to do. I am gonna check it out ASAP.
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i've never played BotD. I'm going to have to look it up.
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I mean, I have a complete collection of the game stuff, and there's the main rulebook, two books for the five roles, 10 companion books on specialty information. But I do agree, it could have gotten better support.
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They did. It was awesome and even had rules to do that last-minute "oh yeah, while you were looking here" thing. I borrowed versions of those and I'm going to implement them in my Pathfinder campaign, along with loving some of the general feats that let you do similar things.
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Looks like I kind of lost the plot there, from songs to make you feel better to songs to help you feel angry.
One more song, then. This is for that Confident Strut that makes people go "yeah, I'm not getting in their way."
youtube.com/watch?v=RVNMZA6lβ¦
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A little more Disturbed.
youtube.com/watch?v=_LypjOTTβ¦
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A little Disturbed?
youtu.be/YV4oYkIeGJc?si=tβ¦
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