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luke the myoclonic jerk
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this is my new favorite bot of all time
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I’m why hurricanes are named after people
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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this is my new favorite bot of all time
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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We should go back to CRT monitors because I miss degaussing them > VWUMMMmMmm Good times
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Absolutely mental to think of Rishi or Boris Johnson writing secret instructions for the end of the world that are kept on four secret submarines. Just to name two examples What would they have said? 😂 Mine would say “lol gg :)”
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Can you imagine the US electing an atheist president? The stores would run out of ammunition again. Good on ya, UK
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Interesting contrast I am currently experiencing: • when I’m depressed after mania I spend the day in bed sleeping • when I’m sick and don’t want to move I spend the day in bed watching shitty movies Guess which one I am right now Also: Bonus cat! Giorgio Meowi in repose
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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I was just going to say “I really like ___ brand of tea” and then stopped myself because I wasn’t sure if it was owned by some Nazi or they use slave labor or whatever. Gotta do some RESEARCH these days before I endorse stuff
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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I’m only heading toward rock bottom so I can rebound and add some drama to the third act of the movie adaptation
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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I wanted to see how it looked haha That thing makes me want to change my pfp
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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I’m so stoned rn I just made myself a mayonnaise sandwich
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Oh yeah I forget the difference
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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So satisfying
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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We should go back to CRT monitors because I miss degaussing them > VWUMMMmMmm Good times
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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PST This is waaaaay early for me
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Oh I’m still there I’m just really sleepy now
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Sometimes The Boys takes it a liiiiiittle too far
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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let’s start a rumor that Joe Biden is watching us with little cameras in every five dollar bill millions of people out there ripping up their money
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Fortunately I can reach into Halo Multiplayer and pluck teabags straight from the source
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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We have Schrödinger’s President
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Well that was boring
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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I’m gonna get a tattoo on my ears of smaller ears and see if it fools people
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Either somebody has something on Lindsay Graham now or McCain did back then
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Children? ;) hehe
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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… who, jokes aside, is very much in denial he denied his own actual poll numbers
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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We have Schrödinger’s President
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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definitely made of mercury, that’s why you have to mail them to me to dispose of them
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Tell em thomas Jefferson’s eyes move like that painting in Ghostbusters II
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Oh shit I think we are onto something here
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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And then let’s start a company that safely disposes of five dollar bills Like for free. Just give us them
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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I was in circus circus casino once and my mom was wasted playing slots and won pretty big so I took one of her buckets of quarters and beat both sunset riders and Simpsons arcade solo It was probably like $200
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Guy does probably piss on all fours
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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let’s start a rumor that Joe Biden is watching us with little cameras in every five dollar bill millions of people out there ripping up their money
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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💯 anymore it’s all just equally funny to me
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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How wild is it that all these conspiracy theorists were and are making up fake conspiracies when there are finally real conspiracies *right here* Like NO, Qanon, we already have conspiracies at home
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I think it’s far more likely to be someone else holding it over his head in a way that benefits Trump. Someone smarter lol. Trump is probably under that same person’s thumb Project 2025 and heritage and etc etc
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McCain in the back room all NO while he’s bapping a humanoid lizard on the snoot with a rolled up newspaper
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Either somebody has something on Lindsay Graham now or McCain did back then
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🤩 OMG
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Yesss! I couldn’t remember if it was the first or the second
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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I LOVED that game
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Rishi: “Bury me … with my money” 💀 The gif isn’t the right scene but remember that sunset riders boss?
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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John Roberts this term
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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You owe me about 1/4 cup of tea that’s on my wall right now
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Speaking of mental, I couldn’t find paywall free link to that article anywhere so I got curious and searched w this page generating browser (it uses perplexity) Yep this is all accurate and not visible in the preview 🙄 (seriously, it is)
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Absolutely mental to think of Rishi or Boris Johnson writing secret instructions for the end of the world that are kept on four secret submarines. Just to name two examples What would they have said? 😂 Mine would say “lol gg :)”
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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I was just going to say “I really like ___ brand of tea” and then stopped myself because I wasn’t sure if it was owned by some Nazi or they use slave labor or whatever. Gotta do some RESEARCH these days before I endorse stuff
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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Charlotte, behind you, her fangs glistening …
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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And yes I know it’s for the normies shut up
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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It’s cute when they air major political stuff at offset timezones. Like today that interview airs 9pm EST / 9pm PST and you can be damn sure that at 6pm PST I’ll be refreshing my browser and snorting news out of the screen like a rail
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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YOU DONT HAVE ANY GOOD PHOTOS OF YOUR CAT ON YOUR PHONE??! You MONSTER
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