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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

I want movie titles to sound like weed strains and weed strains to sound like movie titles.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 06:23 UTC

Men At Work

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

People refusing to leave twitter citing the decade of “brand” building act like they never read the myth of sisyphus

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 16:35 UTC

We need a Green Day Christmas song called Wake Me Up When December Ends

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 23:51 UTC

The bottle of Christmas cheer feels smaller than last year. Is that Shrinkflation?

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 05, 2023 at 01:19 UTC

So like, Atlas Shrugged is really about Modern Jazz, right?

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 01:52 UTC

In the market for a bumper sticker that combines my two favorite things: Stargate SG1 and vaping. DM me any leads.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 08, 2023 at 20:51 UTC

Was thinking how Maris Crane was a fan favorite on Frasier for 11 seasons and cost the studio $0. And a writer did that.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 19, 2023 at 04:16 UTC

I looked around and could only find brand specific condiment subscription boxes. No. We need variety. Or at least Heinz-level options. Trust.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 09, 2023 at 23:40 UTC

Most times when I use the 100 emoji, I’m really only feeling 98, 99, tops.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 04, 2023 at 22:12 UTC

Just learned how to use Fiverr to hire someone to make Black Phillip memes for me.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 02:40 UTC

We wait too long to express admiration. Let me say right now, I love Lady Sovereign so much. She’s the best. One time she refused to perform at Silk City because she said the speakers were Walmart.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 03:00 UTC

Original Management Theory: All bars and restaurants would be profitable if Moscow Mules were served in highball glasses.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 20:42 UTC

Using this time to cultivate critical opinions on Lydia Tár’s later work

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 03:30 UTC

The line outside the New Beverly is the only place you’re allowed to smoke in L.A.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 17, 2023 at 03:57 UTC

There should have been a scene in Kids where a guy in a fedora tries to get one of the kids to join his ska band.

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@coombeofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 16, 2023 at 00:57 UTC

I just watched a Vox Explainer on the difference between a drum kit and a drum set.

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