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1000 birds! 1000 birds!!
I'm now following 1000 birds!!!
...or people who post lots of amazing bird art!
If you're still trying to locate your avian friends here on Bsky; scroll my "following" list and I'm sure you'll see many familiar beaks.
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Former EMT, myself. Our entire healthcare system is so fucked. I feel for you, immensely.
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Whenever possible!
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I don't envy you. The amount of entitled childish whining these people put out can only be matched by the amount of cheese the US has in undisclosed bunkers across the nation.
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I'm not afraid of them, but they are too much of a threat to be in a home.
They are exploratory and defensive. The level of damage their venom can do is just not ok to remain in my home, and relocating out doors is both too risky and they'll likely just return.
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In the mainland US there are only two spiders of medical significance.
Only one of which I would consider KOS if I saw it in my home.
That one.
You are justified.
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I work alongside "the rich" every day.
They all have the same mentality of not caring who they trodd on so long as they are not "inconvenienced".
To them, we are all "beneath them".
Every day my hunger grows.
When do we eat? πΆπ΄
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Celebrate it!
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This is like Tumblr levels of disturbing fantasy world building.
I hate it. I love it.
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I'll stay below radar altitude.
#JustBirdCrimes
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*withdraws hand* Uh! Yeah.. you have my sympathy!
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Unrelated; I'm thinking about starting a portable yurt business that offers dragon sized yurts. >v>
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An intricate system of ladders, ropes, and drawer handles to get up, and strategically placed pillows to fall onto; should solve your countertop woes.
...while also providing hours of entertainment for internet viewers!
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Alfalfa pellets are super cheap, and making several sets of tiny staircases sounds like a fun weekend project. :>
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What an excellent side-effect! :O
And I have no doubt you'd be overwhelmed by software/hardware enthusiasts who could print, solder, program, etc all your needs should you malfunction! π
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If you're fluffy enough, clothes become nothing more than an accessory~
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Rock enthusiasts- sans degrees. πͺ¨
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Human infrastructure is barely good for humans as is!
It's as though before 1960, the world had never seen someone over 6ft tall!
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How would you deal with dirt and debris as you scoot-scooted around?
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Congratulations on becoming an instant millionaire!
The government is busy rn. Some rando turning into an animal isn't that high of a concern. That's like, a Tuesday for them. :>
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Picturing you oozing onto a keyboard and clicky-clacking all the buttons just because it's fun for you, rn.
Can you weep and creep and glide across the walls? Gravity is no longer a concern for you!
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You'll easily make friends with geologists. I'm told their diet consists mainly of rocks as well.
And I can't think of a single person in this world that would not give uppies to a kobl who asks!
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I can't afford to remodel rn! π
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As a bird; my daily commute just got super easy.
But now I have to remodel my bathroom to be one big room with a drain in the center.
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Whoops. You are suddenly your sona!
What aspect of your life just got a lot easier?
And what will be difficult to do now?
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