Cosmic Raise (@cosmicraise.bsky.social)

Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

I miss HER 😕

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

But…great tits

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

This is t how I learned it but I like it more.

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

Hello, fellow American

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

I’ve done it 😳

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

Apropos of nothing, does not exactly chubby but kind of dad bod-ed work? Like not overweight but still kind of doughy?

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

She is sneaky hot

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

RIP your inbox (I’m just giving you time to empty it before I jump in)

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

You can probably wedge them up there like a thong in an emergency

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

Man 😕

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

I don’t know what those words refer to, do I need to move into an assisted living facility?

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

You could always not eat meat for the sake of said livestock

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

Not making assistance conditional invariably yields great results.

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

You’re lucky I didn’t have any tomatoes to throw 🍅

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

(highlights and copies) Oh yeah, this one’s gonna be a banger

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:11 UTC

This feels like it might be very self serving 🤨

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

And then he’ll be immediately jailed for writing it.

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

He has a van too!

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Website is gone, but what a rad dude

katu.com/archive/with...

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:47 UTC

I want to know what “it’s the brand more dentists recommend” means. More than what? More than two? So three?

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:46 UTC

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

Now I’m hungry! 😋

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

Just @ me next time 🙄

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Even if you don’t find them, you may find something just as good.

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

It has good taste, what can I say?

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

Where TF did you go off roading? 😳

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

Those were the days 😕

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

How infuriating was that?

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

You don’t want to know what it will do to your hooha

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Are you are in for a treat 😂

m.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IQ...

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

I’m from New England and I have literally never heard of this 😂

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

When joking descriptions of dystopia are 95% accurate 😕

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

Don’t forget to spit on that thang

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

Can read this without hearing “OH MY GAWD JAY” in my head

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Not physically possible!

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

And goddamn ticks while we’re at it

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

You kind of buried the lead there

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Nodding her head and taking notes

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

It’s the bee’s knees 🥁

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

Is the cure lemonade?

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

I’m sorry she has such terrible taste. I’m sure another young child will appreciate this.

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

“Women can only make sandwiches amirite” Probably won’t work, but it’s worth a try.

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

Is that a creature born from the ashes of spent fireworks?

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

Is she? New handle?

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

For good? 😕

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

This is a banger

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

A bag of kettle cooked potato chips

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