Cosmo

Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com [ View ] Jul 15, 2023 at 20:24 UTC

I represent the creature known to you as Gollum. Per the agreed-upon rules, you did not win the game of riddles, as “What have I got in my pocket?” is not a “riddle” under any common definition of that term. My client demands (i) to eat you, (ii) the return of his Precious, and (

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

Cmon Mets you can’t be doing this on opening day

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

I knew Joey P was no good when he used stars for his ratings…if that doesn’t scream murderer I don’t know what does

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Saw a trailer for a Saudi movie he did called “The Cello” and his big line at the end is “Ah, the man with…the Cello” followed by haunting cello strings

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 04, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

My Dune 2 take is that a lot of the changes to the story worked but the direction was extremely unimaginative. I couldn’t believe how lame both Water of Life scenes were. Trippy drug stuff is like 80% of those books! And yet we get absolutely none of that! Cinematic malfeasance

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Fanatics CEO watching baseball this year

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

Free Ad-Supported TV (FAST) is like the most profitable streaming model. The FAST companies refuse to add subscription tiers because it would destroy their business model. The people who can afford a subscription are exactly the people ad companies want to target

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Only one man can fix this

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

My theory is this Tom isn’t really named Tom but adopted the moniker after the original Tom died and he took over Tom’s Trips. He’s stealing Tom Valor

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

Flacco winning because everyone decided he was the second most deserving guy is so funny

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 29, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

I heard you liked the pylon cam so I put a pylon cam on your pylon cam

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

The Brak’s Dad special

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

what

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 05, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Getting really into documentaries about cults

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Cosmo @cosmocat69.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 14:02 UTC

watching espn at drivers lounge

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