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Biden needs to drink some Buzz Cola

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I will be absolutely honest. I know I should vote (and will). But the response to the debate performance and today's rulings has me so disheartened and frustrated and sick of the "play by the old rules" shtick the Dems keep doing. I hate doomers, but today I understand them much more.

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I am still voting for him (well, voting against Trump), but basically

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The Project 2025 guys all came in unison upon reading all this

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So just to be clear, If you are a Democrat your vote shouldn't count. If you are a Republican the laws don't matter. If you are rich, you can buy any law or decision you want. We can't make laws relating to money or the climate, but state governments own women and religion. Great, amazing.

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Cant wait to hear about how we can't act because maybe someday the Republicans might do the same thing back. Meanwhile they are lighting everything on fire

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I hate this country. The thingd I wish to happen to some of these justices, I cant say or my account would get suspended.

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When kids today say "bad" they mean "good". And to "shake your booty" is to wiggle one's butt.

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This rizz is drip, skibidi

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Also the computer farms making imaginary money nobody accepts while draining the power and water supplies

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The one in the middle is one kid standing on another's shoulders in their dad's trench coat, you can't convince me otherwise.

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The field sobrety test result just said "Steve Bannon"

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"Blue Hawk was just about how we support law and order and the police"

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Stormfront was just a superhero deeply rooted in the weather

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Grummz is upset all the female characters are over 14 years old

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Rod and Todd, the next generation

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Please keep this Appeal to Corn flag flying!

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"I am just doing this to work my way through school, and my neighbor's obscene signs"

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I just closed my account after arguing with multiple people who insisted all dogs of a certain breed were murdering children by the millions and needed to be made extinct and all the defenders were brainwashed cultists. Of course my comments were removed as "disrespectful" amd theirs were not.

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Nextdoor is where you go to air your perfectly reasonable concerns that the teenager walking down the street that glanced in the direction of your house might be in MS-13

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I need to see a therapist and I cant get a phone call or email returned for over 2 weeks, or the office staff gatekeeps to the point I can't get a consult or referral. Mental health treatment in this country is garbage and its no wonder so many people turn to drugs or alcohol just to endure the day

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Meanwhile in a neighboring courtroom "the spot of dirt on the defendant's shackles offend the court and are blatant disrespect for the court and judge, sentencing the defendant to 30 days in jail and a 100k fine for contempt"

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Also by not hiring your unqualified secret boyfriend and letting him run wild with the state credit card

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I am going through one of my worst cycles now and it feels like there is no end in sight.

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Just spread 28 pounds of seed, the key was staying hydrated.

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Fuentes better mind his manners and stick to racial slurs and genocide talk and not say something offensive like "cis"

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"Although she supports women's rights, a recent dispute with a female cashier has her reconsidering her support for the right of women to vote and hold employment,"

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Police unions should be busted and abolished. Worker unions are good and I 💜 all of them.

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I legit need something like this for work to set on my Slack status

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It's a conspiracy orchestrated by Big Penis.

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90s Seinfeld: "we cant say 'masturbate' because the censors will kill our episode" Modern tv series GenV: "here is a scene where a womam who got tiny by throwing up grasps a giant penis bigger than her" Jerry Seinfeld: woke has killed tv today, you cant do anything controversial

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Every single major chef says you put ketchup on a steak - Jamie Oliver, Rachel Ray, my neighbor Jimmy, the midnight fry cook at IHOP, every single chef.

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Yeah but those rocks might have been near some fentanyl within the last million years

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Literally the only beings I would want to recreate are pets that passed on.

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We didn't bomb them because all our drones are in diversity training

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I am outraged that my tax dollars are being spent on such mid pizza

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Oh no, they know, time to call off the whole operation

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I am genuinely surprised Mark kern is still around and didn't die years ago in an overseas opium den surrounded by underage prostitutes.

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"the clink", he is working hard to appeal to that "old crank slang from the 40s" demographic

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If a boat is so much stronger than the bridge then the bridge should just be made of a boat too

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It says something when people who post about taking out credit card cssh advance loans to buy shitty stocks say "you know, i will sit this one out"

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Love it and I am going to check out some of your studio's games

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"what if they are doing super fun stuff without me, what if they are talking about me!"

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Wouldn't be able to post screencaps of some star trek episodes either where the characters are undercover in Nazi uniforms

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Cant wait to find out which one of them is the 'too woke' one

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