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Costa Koutsoutis

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Writer of weird SFF/crime/horror. New short story collection NO CASTLES out now. No roads but the ones we make - costak.wordpress.com


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Nola, don’t deny the glory of God and the bounty of toppings.

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Fuck. I want this so bad.

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The villain henchmen bikers in THE SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA all rode motorcycles and wear these furry vests. They’re the coolest.

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I’m gonna fly this flag at the next Libertarian gathering I stumble across and then manage to outrun every single one of them I don’t manage to wedgie to death.

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That bird helmet Ultramarine or the Battle-Sister look fucking dope too.

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I want that Tau one so I can throw it into a wood chipper.

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I don’t owe anyone any explanations on here! They’re fucking nobodies and I’ll treat them as such.

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…dammit, too late.

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I had a brief thought of trying to start another one and immediately told myself “what are you, on dope or something?”

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Graves each of them dug for themselves outta siege trenches.

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If I can’t batter it with the biggest sword over and over, it’s broken as far as I’m concerned.

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GOAT lineup of hitting your 40s while still skirting the scene with your bros.

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We fell in love with it when we watched it on our honeymoon one night when we were at the hotel.

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The Inside Out characters in my head.

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Also no one calls him that, this is so stupid.

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Oh my god we watch so much Gogglebox!

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Andrew Otis Weiss's avatar Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social
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To roughly quote Harlan Ellison responding to questions about why a character did a thing in his ST: TOS script: “The same reason anyone does anything — because it seemed like a good idea at the time.”

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I adore Halloween. It starts on October 1. Dilution does not make something better.

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If you want it just as a .PDF, it's also on Itchio;

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It's also available on other platforms like Smashwords;

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It's one of the stories in my new collection NO CASTLES, which you can get on Kindle;

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This is like the second or third time this week I’ve seen this book mentioned haha. I’m gonna take it as a sign to add to the list.

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Every piece of news about British politics is basically a skit from Monty Python or A Bit Of Fry & Laurie.

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Every time I feel embarrassed as an American, I remember the UK exists. I mean good for you for your recent political whatever-ing, but like, come on. Come. On.

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I sometimes generally wonder what medieval historians think about D&D “stats” and if it gets them in a frothing tizzy.

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We love a cemetery and visiting historical ones but if there’s signs up with rules and cordoned-off sections, I’m gonna obey! Yeah it’s an open public space but it’s also the resting place for a lot of people and somewhere sacred for families. I’m not gonna be a dick.

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When I went to Highgate Cemetery in London some plots/sections have signs up that say “please do not photograph, this is an active plot” and I’m sure it makes people mad as shit to read that.

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They kept going until 4am.

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Scully is inconsolably-panicking.

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When posed with a demand to bend to expectation, be like Kate.

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It’s pronounced “Telly Savalas”.

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“Ah beans” is like, tattooed in the wet little folds of my brain.

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A tweet from Twitter I still think about;

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I would rather become illiterate than engage with “discord drama”. I am 41 years old and I go to bed by 10pm.

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Can’t let today go by without the classics

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"Do you know what this day means?" Yeah. A day off work, food, friends, and family. Let's be honest, no one is going to be all "gee, yes, this country has some horrible crimes to account for, let's have a socialist revolution!" because of some rando scold on social media.

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We were watching earlier!

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What’s that, some fart sniffer is raving in the NYT?

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These people are always dumb as dirt and twice as fucking dirty.

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Haha what a stupid fucking idiot.

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I will always love hardcore/grindcore/emo violence stuff but my taste for it has dulled while my overall taste has expanded as I’ve gotten older.

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The former President is a rapist. "You can't do/say that! That would make it political!" FFS. It's already political. If you don't come out and say it, you cede so much territory/cover to him that you may as well give up and oooooohhhhhhhh.

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I haven't had a sale in a while, so here's a big one for the 4th of July! Everything in my Bigcartel store is 20% off, from now until Monday! Discount code is FIREWORKS2024 - link in bio to SAVE! theartofcoop.bigcartel.com/products

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Haven’t heard that phrase in like a decade.

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It’s very much a book of a certain time for me, and it shows. But I still think fondly about it, which is why I revised and cleaned it up as my “lockdown project” in 2020.

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