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Average millennial. Recently laid off. No this isn't my real photo. Duh. I'm not ashamed of who I am but employers reverse image search. This isn't my first impression y'all

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Hypnogogic hallucinations are wild. I skipped my Ambien tonight which you aren't supposed to do because I was just so tired already. It's been forever since I had a hypnogogic hallucination and I honestly thought it happened for a minute.

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That's one way to look at being fat and eating Oreos. I mean that in a positive way, as I wish I could do that but I had to stop gaining weight. I still feel like my ancestors are probably like "damn she just grabs whatever fruit she wants to eat and is also fat? Good job"

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If someone asked me as many times as he gets and if I was senile, even kind of in a roundabout way, I would probably go ham so he's obviously full of patience. You wouldn't know it from the push-up incident but he obviously is

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"no I didn't mean to support the fascism" says man who brought a challenge to the Supreme Court just to allow him to do a fascism

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People: do you even have a life if you don't go out to bars? Me watching a friend's cat absolutely do it's best to destroy it's favorite toy: wow this is amazing

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They have always done this. They say he's lost his mind even though he stutters and they have for years.

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Oh yeah. It's cyclical. "We" like to make sure that group media driven hate doesn't focus on one group too long because then the public gets bored and starts to question things. Whatever group is convenient at the time is focused on. Gross but it's how it do

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I propose I am the next fat love interest. I need to get paid a lot, play coy to the love interest, and get some BANGING outfits. The twist is in almost 40 so I can be an OLDER widowed lady who isn't up for my new suitor.

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Maybe it's a distraction. The world may never know

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Biden "I should rest after EIGHT PM unless there's an emergency since I get up at early in the morning" The rest of "regularly scheduled" America "I DON'T WORK A MINUTE AFTER FIVE" Those people are now mad at the President that his workday, like the most stressful job. Is like 6a-8p

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Everything is the best thing ever until it can make you lose and then you've never heard of it

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It was the way it was taught to millennials it's just forgotten because no one cared to pay attention.

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This is what applying to jobs feels like

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Doctors offices should have cat rooms Obviously sealed off so allergens can't get out but yeah

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I understand. My mom & grandma call me every time they want to check to see if something is a scam. My grandma has a great eye for scams & ignores 95% of them on her own. I'm lucky to have her at 85 so she can call me any time to check on scams that she wants, I'm not complaining (not that you are)

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www.businessinsider.com/boomer-retir...

I need to know who this lady voted for.

#election

#voteyourinterests

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I'm not even trying to be sarcastic, I haven't been to my church in person since covid but I can watch online. I just googled it and I had never thought about if someone could virtually attend a synagogue until this post.

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In my experience the police don't like this

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When folks seem surprised that YouTube didn't exist in 2000 I think back to the fact that badger badger badger was the height of the Internet in like 03 and this dancing baby gif was destroying the Internet in like 96. That was the improvement in the Internet between that amount of time.

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This was the height of technology at one point

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Watching one of those TV shows where people are doing shady stuff and trying to kill other people and I'm just saying how have people not realized yet that IT'S NEVER A HITMAN. It's always a cop. #truecrime

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I wish people would tag them so I could mute them. It's not because the men are inherently bad or anything, it's just that I'm not very into men and I have one at home and that's enough man chest for me

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It has been but I am not afraid to say that it was really horrible from 01-09. Then the economy really crashed & when people really lost everything in the market crash got distracted By the time the economy started to recover Covid hit & it was the Asian population that got targeted.

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I don't know how to tell you that KoRn has been in the waffle House juke box for like 10 years and I've heard the white stripes in elevators. It's almost 25 years from 2000.

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Not even just voting but voting in midterms? Wow, what a loser (just kidding kids, vote every chance you can)

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Real recognize real

It's a whole interview. And it's a good one.

The Story Behind Juvenile’s ‘Back That Azz Up’ www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/a...

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You are the parent age though. I hate to break it to you but you would have been a relatively old 26 to become a parent if you have a 16 year old now. I'm not saying that you don't know better. It's just the facts thought

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To be fair it's good to ignore a lot of the porn that's just on the Internet too considering what's been popular lately. Stick to what you know 😩 Mom's "so their step siblings" me "just click out. Just click out"

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Damn. I looked at some stuff blow up in the sky. That was cool

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I am American but if you want me to celebrate almost any countries independence day just tell me the date and I'll get some food.

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I honestly think most people would think it's not too much to ask for probable cause so I don't see how stuff like this keeps getting past reasonable people. I know that there ARE power hungry people who want to share in the gains but there's supposed to be someone, somewhere to be reasonable 😩

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They don't want to have to have probable cause and they will tear down anyone who gets in their way as being on the wrong side of ethics (if you know what I mean). If they can't openly access every person's full nudity that's available then YOU are the problem with society.

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I'm still going to watch my neighbors blow shit up in the sky tonight and eat a giant chocolate pie. I might even yell "please save America grandpappy" over the fireworks" I'm not supposed to drink on my medicine but I have a club tails in the fridge and I might take a shot

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I've been called a doomer for saying this is still needed. The CDC had to put this out after trying to pretend like things were ok so people would continue to work like normal because cases are so high this summer

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I'm pretty sure that I've been called a doomer for saying this. Cases are really high this year and I guess they couldn't hide it enough like they have been trying to

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You're going to have SO MANY followers though

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I know I was like that when I was younger, a cold didn't bother me at all. Now it's like my whole body is lost in a fog. I think you're right about them forgetting how mentally complex this was, just trying to process and answer in 3 minutes including listening to your opponent. It's a lot.

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Yes someone replied to me (38 years old) that having a cold doesn't make you fatigued and something like unable to concentrate and I told them that is a very youthful take on it. I'm definitely fatigued by a cold, if not taken out for a day or two.

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I'm at the psych office. I'm at the drug rehab. I'm at the alcohol recovery. I'm at the psych-drug rehab-alcohol recovery community center to get my bipolar medications because I can't afford to go anywhere else. I'm not complaining I just wish I had someone who wasn't a PA for this situation

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I've seen accidents in a manufacturing workplace and I can say that we don't need less restrictions. Maybe he should have to watch safety injury videos himself.

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I'm a stuffed crust pizza earther. Still round but not quite flat, you see there's a crust to keep you from going over the edge. It makes sense, you just have to leave the cult of science to understand it.

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My husband likes it. I told him that people probably don't like it because it's so focused on women being strong, and that sounds like "oh no, poor ladies boohoo" but we've seen it before and we will see it again.

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I don't know if it's the accuracy of the state of US democracy or the fact that it's melted, representing the extreme heat we have from climate change, but it does feel right

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It's a whale eat squid eat whale world out here

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See I'm on board with the whole "end of the world" thing, but I'm not on board with the "it's not in the book AND you're hoping that everyone else is going to suffer" part. My ideal end of the world is sudden & unforeseen, unrelated to anything except nature or space.

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Almost no one is really freaking out. People who were already not voting for Biden are using headlines from places like the NY times that already are pushing anti-Biden articles as a way to try to get other people to feel disengaged. It's actually pretty good propaganda

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