Count Binface

Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 09:21 UTC

Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount #BindependenceDay

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

It’s meant to be.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:05 UTC

Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

Lampposts For Binface
#BindependenceDay

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 07:45 UTC

Front page endorsement! #votebinface #BindependenceDay

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

Vote Count Binface and I will abolish VAR.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

I love it when a plan comes together. They thought they could silence me by charging TEN GRAND for a page in the London Mayor booklet. And then they went and put my name slap-bang on the cover. #BindependenceDay

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

When it comes to wooing voters, I’m playing the long game. @MayorofLondon #VoteBinface #BindependenceDay

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

I’m the only candidate for mayor who will stand up for Londoners.

I’m the only candidate who will ask why a 99 Flake costs a fiver.
#VoteBinface

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 12:57 UTC

🚨COUNT BINFACE ON TV KLAXON!
Tonight, 11 April 6.30pm, BBC1 London News. Why? Because they legally have to. Ain’t democracy beautiful sometimes. Tune in and watch me launch the greatest manifesto Earth has ever seen since my last one. #MakeYourVoteCount

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 10:26 UTC

#BinDayIsComing

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

I have invaded BBC News.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Who’s surprised?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 09:46 UTC

I’ve put the form into alien life form.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

I’m the form candidate for London mayor. In that I successfully filled out the form.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

PEOPLE OF #HARROW:
Count Binface needs YOU!
If you'd like to see me on the ballot to be London mayor, I need a few more signatures from the lovely borough of Harrow. You can help me help London! Just go to countbinface.com and send me an email. GALACTIC THANKS! CB

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

LONDON: BINFACE CALLING!
Do you live in BEXLEY, HARROW or MERTON? Or do you know someone who does? If so, you can help get me on the ballot for London mayor! JUST DAYS TO GO! To make history count, head to countbinface.com and drop me an email. Galactic thanks, CB

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

1 week to go to get me on the ballot for London Mayor, and YOU HAVE THE POWER! Do you, or anyone you know, live in any of these boroughs:

BARKING & DAGENHAM
HACKNEY
HARROW
KENSINGTON & CHELSEA
REDBRIDGE
CITY OF LONDON

If so, go to countbinface.com and email me. #BINDAY

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 17, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

LONDON! Count Binface calling. If you'd like to help celebrate British democracy in all its wondrous strangeness, you can sign my nomination form to run for mayor. I've got a week to go. Head to countbinface.com and drop me an email. And together #MakeYourVoteCount!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

THIS ALIEN NEEDS YOU!
Would you like to sign my form and support me running for London mayor? I need to collect 10 signatures from each borough. If you'd like to help, head to countbinface.com and drop me an email. Galactic thanks! CB

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

It’s March! The March of Count Binface, that is. I’m nearly half-way to hitting the £10k deposit to run for London Mayor. Help me prove Britain still does democracy better than anywhere else, and together we can bring cheap croissants to the capital! Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

Parliament, I love you, but you are not serious people.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Something bincredible this way comes. Help me get to the £4k mark in my London mayoral fundraiser and I’ll drop my brand new weapon of mass distraction… 😉 gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

To prevent shitshow scenes in Parliament, I will do away with the outdated notion of having a Speaker in the middle of the House. Instead I will install four Speakers, one in each corner, to keep control quadrophonically. ‘Order Order’? I give you Fourder Fourder.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 16, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

For real change, and to show that British democracy is the best in the galaxy, help get Count Binface on the ballot to run for Mayor of London. 6 weeks to go. Join me here! Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 16, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

For real change, and to show that British democracy is the best in the galaxy, help get Count Binface on the ballot to run for Mayor of London. 6 weeks to go. Join me here! Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 09:25 UTC

Vote Count Binface for Mayor of London and I will rename the Overground lines, as follows... #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 14, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

What do we want? Affordable croissants!
When do we want them? 2nd May!
How do you get them? Help me raise the £10k deposit to run for London Mayor. Together we will Make Earth Great Again! Join me here: gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Getting the names of world leaders wrong and he thinks he’s fit to be President? Who does Biden think he is? George W Bush? (Actually we can’t rule out that he does think that.)

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

You going to the East would be a start.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

Humans! I’m bidding to be Mayor of London! If you’d like me to bring some much-needed sanity to the election, you can help me raise the £10k deposit to stand here. Every little helps (me conquer the planet). Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024 #Make2024Count

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

Humans! I’m bidding to be Mayor of London! If you’d like me to bring some much-needed sanity to the election, you can help me raise the £10k deposit to stand here. Every little helps (me conquer the planet). Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024 #Make2024Count

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

Operation Binface is 25% installed!
t.co/pbdorI19q1

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

Fancy something fresh on the London Mayoral menu? Help me get on the ballot here, and together let’s make London Count! Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

Two weeks into the Binface London Mayoral Crowdfunder 2024 and we're at £1971! Chip in here, to help me push towards the £10k target. gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024
MAKE CROISSANTS CHEAP AGAIN.
All extra money will be donated to Shelter to combat homelessness.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

NEWS: My London Mayoral crowdfunder is at £1664. We've done a Kronenbourg! Next target is a Space Odyssey. You can help here! gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 10:23 UTC

Thoughts and prayers with the many bins we lost overnight. I shall avenge you. #StormIsha

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

I am a News Agent. I am Binevitable!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 17, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

FRONT PAGE BINFACE!
Help me run for Mayor here:
Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 16, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

I’m calling it now. Help Count Binface become Mayor of London. Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 12, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

NEWSFLASH: I'M BACK, BABY!
Help me take out the trash!
gofundme.com/f/CountBinface2024
#Binface2024

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

For clarity, I am not Keir Starmer’s new lectern.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 09:17 UTC

In the space of a few months, James Cleverly called a British town a shithole, described his own party’s immigration policy (which he’s now espousing) as batshit, and grossly offended his wife. And in 2024 he’s the first guy the Tories turn to to defend them. BIN DAY IS COMING!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 08:28 UTC

James Cleverly: disproving nominative determinism since 1969.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

MAKE 2024 COUNT! ❤️

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 31, 2023 at 10:58 UTC

🚨BREAKING: I am pleased to be offering my free Count Binface vaccine against Jools Holland’s Hootenanny. A single jab will suffice. #Mutenanny

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 15:54 UTC

Dinner with Liz Truss: £500 Support Count Binface: whatever you fancy. Help me give the Tories a 2024 kicking they’ll never forget! Ko-fi.com/countbinface

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 12:06 UTC

A galactic Christmas to you all!

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