|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Text him this meme while staring him down.
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt@cozyoats.bsky.social |
371 followers 375 following 203 posts
34. Shy introvert. Lover of movies. 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Text him this meme while staring him down.
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
This is what you really need:
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
What's it like dating you
1 replies 0 reposts 13 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Why'd you remove the wax on the Babybel? That's where all the flavor is! 😆
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
But really, when are you going to hang up the abacus and open up a food truck? 🧑🍳🚚🥪
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Post an image that people will hear when they see it.
0 replies 0 reposts 10 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
🤣
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Current dating site bio:
2 replies 4 reposts 38 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Netflix & Chilling with Timothy:
1 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Does it symbolize two slices of bread coming together (for grilled cheese)? 😆
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Praise Dog™. Amen.
2 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I'll race you on Rainbow Road.
2 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Saw this meme and immediately thought of you. I swear to Satan™ you have corrupted our minds. 😆
1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
You:
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😆
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Make a movie milder: Rosemary's Bundle of Joy
1 replies 0 reposts 10 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Aw, thanks for the tune, Jer. 😭✌️ 🎵Well here I am don't know how to say this Only thing I know is awkward silence🎵
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Does that mean you're gonna start making grilled cheese donuts now? 😆
1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Where's Tealeaf when you need her... 😆
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Your next one should be this Nic Cage 'Con Air' tattoo. 😂🤣
2 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Maybe the 418.7 pound Guinness Record for largest grilled cheese can permanently fix you (by crushing you to death) 😆
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😊Thank you😘
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😆
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
What's your sign?
1 replies 2 reposts 32 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
In 3D (the one that requires those cheap ass red & blue glasses you'd get in a cereal box)
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Did the Spanish rules of the road book come in handy?
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Sure!😊🫂
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Do you also use a sword?
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😊🥰
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
2 replies 3 reposts 41 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😊Thank you!🥰
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
The ghost in your home:
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Thanks, friend. 🥰
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
🥰 Aw, thanks. 😘
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😊 Thank you. 😘
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
You should not have been asked to leave. You should've been thrown out the window. 🤣
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😊😘 As I always say, one must look their best before getting their brain severed. (I've never said that)
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I need a haircut, a lobotomy, and a million dollars - in that order - STAT.
8 replies 0 reposts 51 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Too much (or maybe not enough) grilled cheese. 😆
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Greatest phone call scene?
1 replies 0 reposts 18 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
What I’m wearing to the Met Gala.
1 replies 1 reposts 25 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😆🤣
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Neither. It is a Talkie.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😆
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Seven Brides for Seven Dongs
1 replies 0 reposts 8 likes
|
|
M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It's a Wonderful Dong
0 replies 1 reposts 7 likes