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craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️

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31. genderfluid. they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ i only simp for my wife 💅 actually thousands of cicadas in disguise


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hey y’all i uhhhhh kind of had a bit of a Total Breakdown tonight im…gonna spend a little less time online for a bit not farewell, but until we meet again

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Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that but never Tony Hawk’s Boom Boom Huckjam Tour

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a man checks out my wife: hey fuck you pal a woman checks out my wife: OMG I KNOW RIGHT ☺️☺️

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feeling normal, might do some Posts™

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the REAL juice is being earnestly and unabashedly in love

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NEON ORANGE DRINKS ON THE BEACH

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BAD TATTOOS ON LEATHER TANNED SKIN JESUS CHRIST ON A PLASTIC SIGN

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note: im not scared of…judgment or hatred. i just know CONCEPTUALLLY it can be a lot for a family where the Adultest Adults are all Boomer Aged Mexican immigrants. one tio and tia know bc tiktok is dumb and they’ve been nothing but as lovely as always.

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yo the worst SPOILERS is when you are romancing nem while young, even if you go medium to heavy on military stuff she drifts and starts to date vace, bc her romance arc includes you saving nem from his emotional abuse and dickheadery.

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lmao oops i came out on my many years dead ig mostly to try to reconnect with some old friends with the real me i forgot to block one family member but she’s an elder millennial and super cool and i messaged her like “hey, a couple family members know, but keep it on the low until i tell my MiL”

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girl you got me ready to do my 6th run through the question is…do i help tang do mad science or do i finally talk to vace more? romancing nem was already enough fascist military bullshit lmaaaao

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how did you spend your weekend? me (confidently): i was cuttin’ logs! heavy work! -flashback to me fighting for my life on the can-

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MAKESHIP NOMI-NOMIS ENTERED PRODUCTION TODAY AHHHHH AND THEY HAVE A LITTLE PRIDE FLAG CAPE DHEJXHXUE

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It's 15 dollars rn. It's well worth it. Play it and tell me about how u love it or I'll cry.

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how did you spend your weekend? me (confidently): i was cuttin’ logs! heavy work! -flashback to me fighting for my life on the can-

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𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛's avatar 𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 @nocontroller.bsky.social
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Taking a pinch

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I’m pinched off

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someone with the handle craplord sees a chance to make make a dumb joke, they’re gonna do it (and try to make sure nobody is hurt in the process 😂)

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I WAS A TEENAGE SCUMBAG BABY FUCK YOU OOOOOOOOO

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ye cuz yr a PIECE OF SHIT OHHHHH (i do not know you. you are probably lovely. had to swing for the bit 😭😂)

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craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ @craplord.bsky.social
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blink-182 tonight!! never saw them as a teen, so it’s gonna be hype for me lol

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sometimes you just charli xcx - the girl, so confusing version with lorde (lorde verse)

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honestly i get nervous WITH a pfp WITHOUT, i assume you want my identity, my money, or you’re fetishizing me lmaaaao

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i missed sol which is okay but im DEVASTATED i missed the vriki granted nomi is my ace enby media obsessive mirror character 🥹

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craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ @craplord.bsky.social
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OH SHIT okay so they want you to know ASAP “CHOICES MATTER” even if that first one teeechnically doesn’t that’s good game design lmaaaao

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craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ @craplord.bsky.social
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id be interested to know the % of who does that on their first run. i did NOT think they’d hit that hard that fast with PLOT

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you and other users pushing it legit introduced me to at least one of my favorite recent games and possibly a top 10 all time my nomi-nomi chibi plush from makeship entered production phase today 😭😭😭

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craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ @craplord.bsky.social
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oh god i just booted up some dropout content from before ally had started changing their appearance and it took me so off guard

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you’re also making a lot of assumptions, both about how they would feel as well as my character jokes that aren’t punching down are allowed. life is sad, multifaceted, full of grays. not one of us is morally/ethically pure. we just TRY best to you and your loved ones. truly. im ducking out ✌️💜

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craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ @craplord.bsky.social
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y’all we really need to pump the brakes on “do/say nothing wrong” i can make a joke that someone is egg-y without pushing the topic, without really meaning much by it, etc fuck sake, my egg shattered after a fellow trans friend finally called some shit i said eggy not all scenarios are equal

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also to be frank if folks had never said anything about me being eggy it may have taken me longer to come out 🤷 again: cracking wise and theory crafting are two distinctly different activities

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THEY are not concepts but concepts can exist for fun and imagination can be explored without ill intent or any true belief in “the bit” these people roleplay for part of their job. i have a feeling they’d “get it”. you also have no relationship to them big dif between a joke and PUSHING

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apologies i didn’t mean anything concrete by it. purely having fun with concepts.

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daddy gatorade keep it wet (keep it wet) put me in your mouth, we drippin sweat (drippin sweat)

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-brennan puts on a dress for the first time, nervous- izzy giggling and grinning impishly: heheheh you’re hoooot

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you ever just get crossfaded and decide to get as far into starship troopers on vhs as you can before sleepiness overtakes you?

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motherfuckin…alabama by neil young that’s the skeet

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non-binary people don't owe you function

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12 years being able to laugh in bed with my best friend 🥹

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sex so good neither of you cum for various body and brain reasons but laugh it off and cuddle naked before making some food

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neil young - out on the weekend 1 like = 1 agreeing

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a lot of sweet gals and pals i already follow were definitely on there 🥲

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i don’t wave but i def say hello and things like “oh, look at you! doin’ your bunny thing” or “ooh squirrel! what’s up little bud? chillin? niccce”

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story time:

senior year of college (‘15). friday the 13th. got a tiny deathly hallows tat on my chest. like a bookend

in with my artist in oct ‘23 getting a piece. i ask if he’d just black it out.

replaced terf shit with dedication to a trans woman ive admired 15+ years

youtu.be/iWB_b480-9c

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lmaaaao omg one of the lists im on is allegedly for blocking “randomly” and all i saw at a skim was trans women, femmes, enbies 👀👀👀 i wonder why hmmmm HMMMM

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craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ @craplord.bsky.social
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oh im just now realizing im on a few lists for defending anonsee before i had more info welp, ive made my statements apologizing for speaking without more info you just gotta keep livin, man l-i-v-i -n

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of a toddler sprints/jumps at you and you’re not ready for it, you might get FUCKED up it is safer to play 😂

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