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​There should be a Jeopardy category for Blowin In The Wind where the answers are given and you have to guess the questions like "how many roads must a man walk down?"

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I think it's generally a catch-and-release sort of thing

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if we ever thought Bond villainy was exaggerated, the last few years have shown us it is totally realistic

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this is not a thing they push with the 'free' service for the first 2 years of a new car ;)

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Micro SF/F by O. Westin's avatar Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com
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A squire rushed in to the great hall.

"Someone," he shouted, "has taken the sword from the stone!"

The assembled knights halted their dinner.

"At last, a king?"

"Who?"

"I don't know," the squire said. "The sword is gone!"

Elsewhere:
"This," Indy muttered, "belongs in a museum.
#MicroFiction

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maybe a better one to climb inside a giant tire and roll?

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fuckheads that program streaming channels of "women of rock" need to remember to also focus on the "rock" part of that definition

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When they land I want the astronauts to drop to their knees and shake their fists shouting YOU MANIACS

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Is "AI" devouring blockchains yet? Sure someone has had the brilliant idea by now to try to integrate them

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so its about as dumb and bad as it seemed like it would be

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There are several things I read or watch again usually every few years. Then there are movies I don't particularly plan to rewatch but will settle into any time I happen across them.

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I want a shooting gallery of baked potatoes, and a gun with butter bullets

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I still miss the crappy old top loading washer though, expensive newfangled frontloader be damned my clothes don't come out as nice as they used to when they soaked properly in a hundred gallons of water

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wonder if you could order a Craig one from Whyalla Tourism

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The Motion Picture will yet prove prophetic All Hail V'Ger!

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Approximate location of Palace Hotel Ballroom

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one of the most important functions of all art but especially of writing is to remind everyone to be fucking human

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brilliant! can you manage at least a careless whisper?

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CITY GENT #1: No, no, it's-- it's just that we wanted a block of flats and not an abattoir. MR. WIGGIN: Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.

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Perhaps you need to offer to do it on a larger scale, as per "We Can Get Them For You Wholesale"

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kinda expecting this will keep being true every year <comments redacted>

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oh I am so glad to not be doing those these days

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Who knew Miles O'Brien could be so versatile!

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huh... dunno, they really got a hardon for utility bills

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I love that video. Petty is the Hatter like Wilder is Wonka.

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