Dick Whitman

Tyler @handlewithsomecare.com [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Stop the “@channel” and “@here” abuse in slack

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

"Unwritten" came on and for the first time ever I listened to the lyrics and now I'm crying in the shower. Happy pride!

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

I think the world would be a better place if people paid for therapy instead of red hats.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

I love how these nails turned out

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

Just signed up for Grindr and holy shit is it expensive. People actually pay for this?

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

I have never in my life felt such a specific urgency to get pregnant.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

When the DM's come I will be *sliding*.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

@samreich.bsky.social I need the 8 bit game changer theme as a ringtone 🙏

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

CLIMB THE POLES

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

I love my cats

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

Fuck electric car mandates. We need electric landscaping equipment mandates.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

I don't think I've ever non-destructively removed a component unless I blasted it off with a hot air gun.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

I can't wait to see the earthquake episode in the documentary about the person who makes those horny emoji-filled chain messages.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

My husband beat super smash at the mini golf place ☺️

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Shipping and handling was the original "junk fee".

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

This season of survivor has very much been giving been Jeff Probst's best friend race

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

Roxxxy Andrews doesn't get enough credit for changing the game with the tearaway under the tearaway.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

Happy straight pride to those who celebrate 🍀🇮🇪. I don't know any straight people but every time I watch Young Sheldon in a doctors office they seem so nice!

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 14, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

The ___ is ___ing

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

I just can't believe how the producers of Traitors made the classic mistake of letting the contestants wear different clothes in the confessionals.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Every time I get upset with yaml I remind myself that it's not XML and I feel better.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

I own pretty much every color of the cellblock 13 kennel club reversible mesh short.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 03, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Overheard at Knock: Vote Republican. Because climate change? It's not happening. Vote Republican. 😬

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

There goes my weekend

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

Thighs have no gender

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

Free Halloween couples costume idea: Kronk and Yzma. You're welcome.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Why didn't anyone tell me that talking about my problems for 50 minutes once a week would make my mental health WORSE?

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Fully here for the ironic use of "... if it comes to that" on hookup apps

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

iykyk

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 06:16 UTC

My night of not being carded was redeemed by two strangers saying "hey cutie" while I walked to the train.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

Jesus really said "no feet refused"

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

We don't deserve Kim Petras 🥹

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Brb booking a flight to Nibelheim

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

It's kinda fucked up that there isn't emoji equity between cats and dogs.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

Been thinking about Gaston expectorating 🫦

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

Just saw a wheelie kid eat shit on Broad Street and it was the funniest thing I've seen all week

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

After a thrilling trip to the ER I can confirm that it is, in fact, possible to press *too hard* on the prostate.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

I'm at Cockatoo listening to Bev give her Drag Race spiel ("shut the fuck up when the show is on") and it is making me miss Toasted Walnut 😢

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

I refuse to believe that picture is not satire

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

I'm happy to announce the straight to DVD TV series about my piggy life has finally been released in Rite-Aid's all across the world.

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Dick Whitman @creamygoodness.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Y'all are sleeping on Troye Sivan

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