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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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gonna bite some power lines to revive my soul
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she/her. veronica/crimes. trans musician and artist. new album out now. there’s neon in my veins!
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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gonna bite some power lines to revive my soul
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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filling my sleeping bag with frozen rocks before climbing in to keep myself from getting too comfortable on the alien ufo i have been abducted into while camping in the alley
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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new rule… no cameras at the beach
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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wow, the paulywood tat… big inspo
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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a great breeze is carrying me away, towards spectacular deals at big box retailers in the night
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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i killed cake boss. i blocked his airway with fondant and rolled him onto his back in his sleep so he’d drown from the sick. and still i dream of brighter futures and softer days
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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ben stiller called him a nepo baby
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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james bond… another austin powers wannabe
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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be nice to your nightmares for you are their god!!!
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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rollerblading into a woodcheerer which is exactly like a woodchipper that makes me happy instead of cut up and dead
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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getting crazy on a friday night…
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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you should apologize to the sleep paralysis entities the next time you see them for making them feel so unwelcome
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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when i make some utter bullshit up during monopoly:
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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it's so easy to not run at me with a weapon in the dark
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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saving private ryan ending EXPLAINED
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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i’m ready to chill in the forbidden alley
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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good ol eht!
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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i cannot stop wandering miles away from home
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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james bond… another austin powers wannabe
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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i splish, but never splash
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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baby crying at the park… grow up bro
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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an alien just grew up in my bath tub
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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they got little plastic people with big ol’ heads that bobble up and fuckin’ down, it’s hysterical!!!
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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taking a scenic bike ride through the great halls of tar far beneath the earth with my twin flame, who is an echo of my pain
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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the aglio e olio got me having visions
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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an oxygen tank and a dream are keeping me afloat in this bathysphere full of diet sprite and aquarium rocks
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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my pirate friend will not stop telling me to shiver his timbers. i’m tired dude
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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papa john is taking me on a hay ride with warm cider and cold steel as the gun presses against the small of my back and i smile, i smile and i laugh, because he’s never getting the safe combination from me, no matter how many luxurious experiences he gives me
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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stay tuned, the day of reckoning will come…
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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they’ve got no idea where seltzer water comes from
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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water from a new lake is filling up my home, and i’m snorkeling for my stuff
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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when i’m unsure about the world and the politics of the day i can always count on the one group that has never steered me wrong to leave me comforted and informed: total strangers online
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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aglio e olio, my love…
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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i just shed 1,000 years of psychic skin at the mall
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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damon bowlie, that bisexual alien of yore...
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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i'm getting really into being dumb and knowing less
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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tonight on chopped, the chefs have to deal with the hellraiser puzzle box in their baskets
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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too many words, brain no work so good no more
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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i'm getting really into being dumb and knowing less
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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when i make some utter bullshit up during monopoly:
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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“THE MAESTRO” IS NORMAL
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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rewatching saw for the millionth time on the fourth of july to celebrate my independence from being chained to a wall in a shit-covered bathroom with a dead guy and two moody twinks
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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damon bowlie, that bisexual alien of yore...
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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if you're trying to make a movie trailer, try including the interesting guy and girl from it. the rest won't do!!!
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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touch not the terrible tome!!!!
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
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an evil book is beating like a heart beneath my bed!!!
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crimesididntcommit.🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
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if you got the cheezit thing from taco bell you're going to be getting a visit from federal agents soon
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