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Chuck Topley

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Cheerful, apathetic, cheerfully apathetic. Mostly. (He/him)


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"...are you sure you were born in the United States?" "I don't know, I was very young. Anyway, it's been retconned several times, so maybe?"

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The Cybertrucks, or M&C? Either way I'm in.

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Yeah, I never got my Backyard Heroes "Prince of Crystal" either; but I'm pleasantly surprised with this one.

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The street finds their own use for things.

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England's missing out! (It's not a great movie, but it's fun!) The 28 DAYS LATER spin, that is dark! And that's coming from somebody who considers LEAVING LAS VEGAS a triumph of the human spirit. (He had a goal, he stuck to it and achieved it!)

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"Whosoever pulls this sword from Mean's head, shall be rightwise King of England!"

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Today, on the blog: it's usually more fun when three girls tear your suit off you.

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I feel like Mattel or somebody missed an opportunity to sell a hideously-unsafe home version of the Planetary Chance Machine. "Wind 'er up, and let 'er rip! Which planet will pick YOU!" (Some assembly required. Some parts may be a choking hazard. Eye protection recommended.)

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The gold and ISO are gettable, getting the catalysts takes forever. Good hauls this month, though!

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Captain Cold's a Cubs fan, in-canon! I don't know if it's come up again since 1990, though.

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He's still alive!...somewhere. The math's a little fuzzy, but we're pretty sure.

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Created in 1960, and I swear that costume looked dated then!

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I've enjoyed the new ones I've been able to catch! "The Elevator" and "The Shadow Man" I remembered from when they were first on.

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If you see it, let me know: I swear there's a Siskel/Ebert where one of them mentions they can't stand when characters in a movie, are watching a BETTER movie... It's just a little off-the-cuff snark, but still kind of a good point.

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But, what of Lazarus?

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It's all rigged by the Justice Department, innit?

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I was tempted, but I don't need steelbooks: how much was that thing?

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Hexham was the one with the magic pig. Three seasons from Hanna-Barbera if I'm not mistaken.

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The Sunsphere, Wig-o-Sphere, whatever it's called, was on "Toon In with ME" yesterday, and it had to be KILLING them not to mention that episode.

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Don't hold me to this, but I swear there was a time, when UNCANNY wrapped, and the longest-running sequentially numbered book Marvel had going was VENOM.

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I keep thinking, every year or so, an old version of the Legion shows up to hassle Booster Gold about his flight ring. The fifth or sixth time it happens: BEETLE: Have you considered just giving it ba-- BOOSTER: NEVER.

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Shit, Latvia's real? I thought that was where Doctor Doom was from. (I'm joking, and it sucks you got dinged there; but still, isn't it kind of neat to even interact with someplace like that?)

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There's some CGI stuff that used to drive me up the wall, like blood effects: just mix up some karo syrup! It has to be cheaper, and looks a million times better. But, sadly, there could be other factors making CGI their best option. Still looks crap, but I guess.

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I don't know why this leaped to mind just now; it just did.

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Oh, yes. It's just dismaying sometimes, when they do a big push for something like that, that sinks like a stone. (I was thinking of the GUNSLINGER movie, there was a ton of statues and figures and whatnot.)

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Y'know, I made fun a bit ago, that Ross was gonna be just swamped with McFarlane Black Adam figures for ever, but I think they moved a bunch of those? Which might mean 'sold' or might mean 'moved out to a dumpster out back,' I'm not sure.

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Why not? Thanks to growing up with classic DOCTOR WHO, my suspension of disbelief is mighty! Wobbly sets can't even stop me!

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Good luck; I think Lupin the Third wrecked a lot of those in the 70's.

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What are four comics you don’t only like, you draw inspiration from?

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I'm definitely picturing you driving a hovercraft around like Frank Black in the video for "Los Angeles." Happy birthday!

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If it's any good, I'll let you know! I'm willing to let them have another try. (Harbour was good casting, but they tried to cram too much graham into that movie to make it a franchise.)

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Why not take a couple minutes, to politely tell NBC News, fuck that shit? Or not politely; I'm not the boss of you. nbcnewsdigitalcontact@nbcuni.com

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If you see this, post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it.

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"In the not-too-distant future, The Bible's been outlawed..." Weird direction this season; but I'll see where they go with it.

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Scooty-Puff Junior sucks!

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Yeah, it wasn't working a minute ago for me, either! I had to save and upload it.

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It's at the end of APOLLO 18, and it's a bunch of short songs! I'm used to hearing them in order, or maybe one randomly.

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(Homer Simpson voice) Ten elves, eh?

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My computer's playing They Might Be Giants' "Fingertips," but in reverse order, which is somehow profoundly unsettling.

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With a joke mostly stolen from MST3K! If I had, say, a record player, and production values, I'd love to make a little loop of Bishop spinning through time; which really should be the GIF there.

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Oh, they're dodgy as hell, but absolutely! There are better quality reprints--so to speak--but I love the gritty, no-def, fly-by-night cheap ones. (Because I'm cheap!)

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Oh, I've been in, on and off, since the old Fleetwood/Quality reprints! (Which I unabashedly love, and am still pulling out of quarter bins.)

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Yep! And you start maybe interested in one thing like Dredd; next thing you know, you're following a whole bunch of weirdoes.

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They haven't had anyone who seems to be having fun with the dark side yet, have they? (The Emperor has a chuckle or two, but those are incidental to his scheming and power.)

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OK, I had done this earlier; this was for tomorrow's homemade strip!

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Mmm, post-Krakoa, I don't think the mutants are in any position to go against the Swifties. Tactically unsound.

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Maybe these are some Batman panels that might do some good. Even if they are part of a really bad crossover! (STAR TREK III alien voice: "Genesis is crossover forbidden!")

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Feel like I shouldn't use it for just popping around the proverbial block, right? Although...

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Wait, really? I thought they were one of those bands like the Police that toured and toured and toured until they just hated each other.

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I'm not sure I even noticed the alien dudes had names! And, you were right on the Elongated Man story; but he used trick contacts instead of sending him to another dimension, which feels like a budget solution.

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