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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)@cuntleyjune.bsky.social |
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-Kill the Cop in your head -Bluesky’s Leading Misandrist -Not for everyone, ok with that Queer Lesbian (She/Her/Bitch/Princess) | Femme | Brat | Oldest Millennial | 妹妹 |(Relationship) Anarchist | ACAB | ADHD | nudes |🔞| cunty | Grit City, WA
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
@cuntleyjune.bsky.social
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just trying to set up dates with folks and they either have some life catastrophe happen to them, get sick, or turn out to be sad and lonely chaser/egg catfishes
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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y’all, i have the absolute worst luck sometimes 😅
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maeve sequel
@maeveynot.bsky.social
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trying to imagine you letting someone cut your nails
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maeve sequel
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thinking about how things change as we live with them.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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😠😠 i just picked a random number!
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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it is so much harder to get to know someone when you don’t have 15k+ posts of theirs to draw topics from
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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that’s essentially what i did but with different lyrical datapoints
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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that album has so many queer tracks
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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like all of this is before i learned about how she released “Me!” on Lesbian Visibility Day in 2019
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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and then i listened to “Betty” and i was like “i dunno, seems real gay” and then i mentioned this to a friend and she introduced me to a full breakdown of the album’s queer themes…and so i have basically been convinced that this woman writes fruity music ever since.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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the way i became a gaylor was in 2019 i listened to “Dress” and my jaw hit the floor and i did a web search for “is taylor swift dating her best friend?” and the result i got, after a cursory search was that she’s never publicly been with a woman. and that satisfied me till i listened to Folklore.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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perhaps a rare instance where the sequel supercedes the original
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Tall F. Pompkins (really needs a job)
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Pride Month 2 is off to a great start! @hotmommygf.top @queenoftheafter.life
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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not when i say it about you 🫶🏻
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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Hey Siri, what is a “hey mommas” lesbian? Siri:
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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girl, no one is trying to out her, we just read the lyrics and see what we see. and she only got good at keeping it on the dl after everyone saw her kissing karlie kloss in 2014
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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yes, co-star i did in fact transition in my mid-30’s so ofc this is true
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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oh, i have my handle in my bio, cause i just don’t care 🤷♀️
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demon core vidal
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i don't think i have fully processed that the supreme court basically overturned the goddamn MAGNA CARTA yet
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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i can’t in good conscience recommend that, but like, i have found that i can use my 6 monthly posts to kind of curate a vibe instead of continually posting ISO-type ads
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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this is how it started:
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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“but I can see you don't know nothin' 'bout that”
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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i mean, i am a switch, and sometimes the moon and the hormones, and the random woman in my DMs align to just make me want to go fucking wild with a consenting partner.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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don’t mind me, i am just thinking about what this girl’s hands will feel like when i grab them and pin them to the mattress. (i’m literally so feral that i am gnawing on my own fucking hand rn)
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Lesbian Akuma Wannabe
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Anyways, little sisters are a great place to store your favorite knife. And if you don't have a favorite knife, what kind of big sister are you *really*?
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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oh damn!!
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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(asking before i send this message)
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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i just wanna make sure that we all agree that the truck emoji on Lex means “i am interested and would like you to send the first message” right?
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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i know, but i have one that i think is great, that’s all 😇
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend five films: Moon (2009) O Brother Where Art Thou?(2000) Valley Girl (1983) In the Mood For Love (2000) Empire Records (1995)
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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you know, i know just the one
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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remembering the night i went to Nation in DC, and ordered a drink. it was $7 (this was 2003), and i gave her a $10. i went back for a second one, and it was like 80% liquor 10% ice and 10% mixer. i only needed 2 drinks that night.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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exactly, and all of my favorite shows are very serialized and best appreciated from the beginning—like Killing Eve
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🌈 𝚀.ե.π 🏳️⚧️
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lesbians really on to something with these 240 hr first dates
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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oh?
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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have you ever locked eyes with someone from across a room and thought “what will it look like when our eyes are separated by as little distance as possible? what will it look like when she begs me with only those eyes? what will I see when she surrenders with only her eyes?”
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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i mean, i imagine that many got paid with proceeds of other liquidated assets as well. it’s more that “even this man’s music does not continue to benefit him.”
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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it’s more like they own the royalties now. like, his assets were liquidated and this was one of them.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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yepppp
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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i mean, it’s really common when someone doesn’t have assets to cover a civil judgement
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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TIL that R Kelly’s victims get paid through the royalties for his music.
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Will Weldon
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grace
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🗣️ THE ONLY SHAME IS IN ENABLING THEM ONCE YOU KNOW BETTER
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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“Who’s got it better than us?” I take the syringe in my hand, and insert the needle at 45-degree angle into the chunk of tummy fat I’m holding. As I press the plunger down and inject .1ml of estradiol valerate subcutaneously, I softly whisper “Nobody”
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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me, when i read someone’s timeline all of the way through:
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Emily L. Hauser
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Had we listened to Anita Hill, we wouldn't be here today. Had we listened to the women sexually abused by Trump, we wouldn't be here today. Had we listened to Christine Blasey Ford, we wouldn't be here today.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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all i want for xmas is someone who likes to get their pussy fingerblasted in a switchy* way *(sometimes it’s happening cause they’re in charge and sometimes it’s cause i am—but it’s always happening).
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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sounds about right. but it doesn’t stop my neighbors AT ALL
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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i posted this on lex and got the hottest fucking random sex chat in my DMs in YEARS
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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a moment after a kiss. after the clamp comes off, but before the blood comes rushing in. feeling her slice your breast, but not seeing the blood filling the line…yet. the stillness between strokes, as she lays into your tenderized ass. when you’ve screamed but not taken your next breath.
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