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hatsune mike inflation police

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assuredly trans/30/PNW. looking for internet friends. very shy.


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amazing!

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i start every morning with a spoonful of my own shit

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uwu pwease twead on me

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authoritarians crave domination

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you activated my trap card! its the masturbating coward

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no dont worry the jokes will stop them

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no i love the sound of distant explosions actually

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my feminine side is problematic

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you thin k im afraid? ive already been contraptioned 7 times. one of them is a small blob that attached to my foot. he is a good friend

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my new rule? filchers get the rusty bandit. thank you

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his feet have abs

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my sincerest apologies

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whoa shit that looks bad. im super high right now god forgive me i will delete these both

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humanity has lost its respect for disease. this is why i named my son 'glaucoma'.

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pres. James Carter called me "oklahomo". will the south truly Rise Again?

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB98...

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iv.) This project requires neat solutions. Like what if you could only access it through public terminals that are community defended in order to keep it protected? Imagine what the community security agent for FUR-NET terminal 89A - in 2035 Chicago would look like. Probably cool i say

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iii.) Furries are spread worldwide 3.) Reasons why you should please do this i.) you might help save the world ii.) this would be THE project. imagine how complicated and technical this would be. a worldwide project by the furry community

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1.) Reasons to suspect the internet will end i.) The russians recently deployed an anti-satellite satellite ii.) Becoming overwhelmed with bots and AI content 2.) Why it should be the Furries i.) they seem as nice as its gonna get quite frankly ii.) i think every furry works IT

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Hi! I think it's time for the Furry Community to create a new internet. I think the current one is going to break pretty soon. Thanks! I'll put some rationale below.

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halt these bogus shenanigans bro

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the way he chewed gum in jackie brown gave me asmr

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i got a buddy over there right now and they have this at the pizza hut

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I've got about two years experience working with large parrots. I would have a very hard time trying to quantify cockatoo intelligence. One of our toos seemed to understand laughter in context, and we had another that was enormously sensitive.

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i had a dream i went to this guys house and it was huge. he had a shark tank. guy was pretty nice though

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you look great!

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