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This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'll skeet on her back and slap Old Glory over it. When she does the walk of shame she can give them something to salute. The firecracker in your ass says it's July 4th, but this is gonna be your 9/11 - you should "Never Forget" I'm *Him*.

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Wiping fingerprints off the 9 with the Stars and Stripes before they use it to wrap the coffin. Been in this game since Betsy Ross sewed Franklin's sex swing - high capacity velour fuckhammock suitable for up to 13 patriots.

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