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He/him. My body is a machine that turns lisdexamfetamine into RESULTS. Regicide enthusiast. Seminary grad. Big fan of Christ, not so much "Christians." Abortion, gay, trans and disability rights. Nationalize Amazon, telecom and medicine. Perl developer.


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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Due respect to the professor, this is laughable special pleading on behalf of John Robertsโ€”his old bossโ€”whom he repeatedly conflates with the whole court in this piece. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/05/o...

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Is he volunteering?

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of โ€œBiden Oldโ€ and โ€œRich Dems Worriedโ€ above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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FINALLY - a president who will stand up for bedtime!

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We smoking that Stovepipe Bifocal Poor Richard Electric Kite. The Boston Tea got me hearing precocious mice living in my hat. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm the Battle Him of the Republic.

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My eyes HAVE seen the Glory of the cumming. AHHHHHHH

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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We smoking that Stovepipe Bifocal Poor Richard Electric Kite. The Boston Tea got me hearing precocious mice living in my hat. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm the Battle Him of the Republic.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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Wiping fingerprints off the 9 with the Stars and Stripes before they use it to wrap the coffin. Been in this game since Betsy Ross sewed Franklin's sex swing - high capacity velour fuckhammock suitable for up to 13 patriots.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'll skeet on her back and slap Old Glory over it. When she does the walk of shame she can give them something to salute. The firecracker in your ass says it's July 4th, but this is gonna be your 9/11 - you should "Never Forget" I'm *Him*.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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All of the criticisms of Biden's mush brain are weird given that Trump also has a mush brain. Like, real rambling psycho mush brain.

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Gregory Hays's avatar Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Ageism is hiring a 25 year old instead of a better qualified 55 year old. It's not "ageism" to say that an 81 year old or a 78 year old might not be able to handle the world's most demanding job.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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Show me the fucking goods in order from lowest to highest cost you useless fucking website!!!

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John Yuda's avatar John Yuda @yuda.org
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He voted in both 2020 and 2022.

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K.B. Spangler's avatar K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com
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Relevant to that NYT piece that's going around...if your vote didn't still matter, they wouldn't be trying everything to convince you it was worthless.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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Her being his wife aside, one does not typically get into a spat with A.P. and come out looking like the asshole, and yet he managed to pull it off in spades.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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Putin and Kim have absolute criminal immunity. Xi does not have criminal immunity and officially never has. Chinese officials enjoyed the unofficial expectation of criminal immunity until reforms in 2012, and in 2015 a high ranking party got a life sentence for corruption.

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Rebecca Watson's avatar Rebecca Watson @rebeccawatson.bsky.social
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Scientists already know that abortion restrictions and bans increase the number of dead women, but a new study on Texas shows that it also increases the number of dead babies. So that's very cool, very pro-life ๐Ÿงช skepchick.org/2024/07/texa...

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Daniel Gilmore's avatar Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social
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If only our news media institutions found "ex-president promises to jail and try opponents for treason if he takes back power" as newsworthy as "unnamed aide said current president gets tired after having a full day of work."

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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Oh, WOW, a dril comparison AND with a spelling error?! You're really out here making a difference in people's lives!

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Bethany Albertson's avatar Bethany Albertson @albertsonb2.bsky.social
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Either the Democrats will run Biden, or he'll say he can't continue the campaign and Democrats will run Harris. Either is newsworthy, but neither is nearly as radical as running a pro-insurrection convicted felon with legal immunity he's eager to use.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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i think akhil amar reed captures something very important, which is that the roberts court rewrote article ii, which explicitly states that a president can be held criminally liable after impeachment (and which has long been understood to mean that he can be held liable after leaving office)

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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The claim that it will be bloodless is objectively false - he means "without combat." Their purpose is to shed blood - the blood of queer folks, pregnant people, infidels and racial / ethnic minorities. We should, thus, treat them with the attention that aspiration warrants.

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Alex Cruikshanks's avatar Alex Cruikshanks @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social
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Every day proves Thaddeus Stevens right: there should've been big Nuremberg-style public trials of leading Confederates, accompanied by seizures of the assets of all pro-Confederate large landowners and businessmen, which should then have been distributed to freed slaves as compensation.

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James Downie's avatar James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social
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If only a Founder made this exact point, in the Federalist Papers, to explain separation of powers.

Oh wait that's exactly what Madison wrote. "It may be a reflection on human nature, that such devices should be necessary to control the abuses of government." constitutioncenter.org/the-constitu...

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Ha ha, these silly foreigners, protecting an inviolate king

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Fifty Shades of Whey's avatar Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social
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a cop shot himself and this is the headline they went with

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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi's avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Well that seemsโ€ฆ like an outright declaration of violent intent if they aren't given their way. Which isn't different from what it already was, other than it being out loud, now.

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Guillotines in the sheets, mutual aid in the streets.

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gay (derogatory)'s avatar gay (derogatory) @disco-socialist.bsky.social
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the liberal faith in the system has a death toll & now that some of them can conceive of it failing *them*, they're panicking.

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Eileen Clancy's avatar Eileen Clancy @clancyny.bsky.social
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Do you remember folks were picketing Supreme Court Justices' homes a couple of years ago? They're back! At Justice Roberts' home today.

Short thread with video on Twitter:
x.com/LiteraryMous...

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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these people do not intend to ever lose power again

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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They sent me an "I voted" sticker with my mail-in ballot and now I kind of want to just tear it all up and throw it away. lol just kidding, I'm not THAT American.

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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Prisonculture's avatar Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
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Defund was the basement and it still lives rent-free in the brains of centrists and reactionaries. lol.

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Preeti Chhibber's avatar Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social
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apropos of uhhhhhhh everything, reposting this again

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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I kneel in the direction of Google HQ chanting my mantra, "the electricity needs of AI supercede the human requirement of an inhabitable planet" outside the window a choir of Boston Dynamics robot dogs bark the national anthem

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If there's a hell, I think it would be nice if they made Trump, Hillary and Joe roommates.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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And we're getting ANOTHER round of threats where the newly minted dictator of America has decided that he won't use any of his newfound power, but will "warn" us that the next guy *will* _IF THAT NEXT GUY IS NOT HIM_.

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Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด's avatar Zelnut โ˜•๐Ÿ‰โœŠ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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THEY ADMITTED IT *AT THE FUCKING TIME*. She didn't "WARN" us - it was ALWAYS a fucking THREAT. "This is what you get if you don't elect me." It was a GOOD threat. A STRONG threat. But it was a threat - always a threat of what she would and had already enabled.

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The Nerdskull's avatar The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social
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One of them blocked me for pointing out that Hillary Clinton's campaign and supporters funded and gassed up Donald Trump as a 'tactic', and they openly admit that they did this.

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Janet Schmanet's avatar Janet Schmanet @crypttrash.bsky.social
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So they want to turn them into death camps????

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scottโšก๏ธmccloud's avatar scottโšก๏ธmccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
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As well-meaning publishers try to navigate the coming storm of state laws against diversity, I hope they'll consider Timothy Snyder's Rule #1 (from his slim book ON TYRANNY).

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HOLY SHIT a NYT headline that isn't milquetoast bullshit?

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Joshua Foust  ๐Ÿช–๐ŸŽฎ's avatar Joshua Foust ๐Ÿช–๐ŸŽฎ @joshuafoust.com
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It canโ€™t be repeated enough: transphobia is a warning sign for fascism. The rights of trans people are a canary in the mine, and when theyโ€™re assaulted it means we are all under assault.

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It has been 1 day since Joe Biden has failed to direct the DOJ to arrest Alito and Thomas as is within the constitutionally protected purview of his job.

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