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Dakki Reads

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Just your friendly neighborhood communist agitator/audiobook narrator/content creator. "fully text-pilled and hardbound" -Ancient Catbus You can find at my stuff at www.youtube.com/@dakkireads/

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#food #foraging #mushrooms

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I was watching CNN with my 5 year old and she said "M standard is how bolts feel, TPI is how screws feel" and I can't stop thinking about how cowardly attributing your shower thoughts to a fictional person is

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Every #democrat in government is watching this video as we speak

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what the hell is going on in #uk

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and yet they can still afford to make it $2 MAKES YOU THINK

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Everyone deserves better than GIMP

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"yeah I like #ironmouse, I'm no superfan or anything tho"

*has 135k channel points*

"it has come to my attention that the last statement may have been partially mistaken"

#vtuber stuff

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wait, he was trying?

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You say that like not supporting genocide is an impossibly high bar. I dunno about you, I do it every day, before I even have coffee. Hell, I could do it standing on my head.

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this sounds like an edit someone who has actual photoshp skills (unlike me) should make

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these are the real two genders

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Dear Bidenist die-hards, how does it feel that EVEN MATT YGLESIAS has abandoned ship?

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this took a (based and IRA-pilled) turn

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what I look like scrolling social media

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(not OC) One of my favorite things about social media is the sheer number of people who try to argue with shitposts.

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Giving up the game so blatantly

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He was doing a homage to that one subplot in Saving Private Ryan where the guys want to kill a prisoner but they let him go because that would be a war crime and he comes back and kills one of them? Obviously not, but it's sure weird how this stuff about killing unarmed men in war is a necessity

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It's not every day you see an Otherside Picnic meme

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funny how the real world resembles a bunch of works of fiction, almost as if the authors wanted to say something about the real world

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preorders ruined the game (or are the best thing that ever happened to it)

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So can we call you a breadtuber now?

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I'll call him "the loser in charge of the Great North Atlantic Garbage Patch" and y'all will be grateful I condescended to talk about him at all

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The stupidest, least effective, most condescending teaching method is literally named after Socrates and this dude is out here talking shit about Cicero

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This was my Uni experience as well, and I was STEM The number of profs whose attitude was explicitly "you must prove your worthiness to become a Mechanical Engineer by surviving my Gauntlet of Arbitrary Bullshit" put me off teachers forever

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Supremes playing 10d chess to get Biden re-elected Follow me for more scary shower thoughts.

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can your cat s'mores come on my podcast

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You cannot convince me the talking heads didn't see the writing on the wall months ago and have just been waiting for the right moment to jump ship.

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Jesus, I almost unfollowed you Just a reflex to seeing Vaush on the feed

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libs dot jaypeg "gtfo, how could we be classist if classism is ignorance and ignorance is for the poors?" (not OC)

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my new move is throwing the "not everything is politics" argument at the CHUDs that came up with it "oh, talking about how genocide is bad is TOO POLITICAL for you? sorry I hurt your feelings, little snowflake"

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Hottest of takes: Vimes is overrated, Moist von Lippwig is where it's at.

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this may be a bit self serving (I make free audiobooks on YT) but audiobooks are 100% a valid way to read

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reinventing Reader's Digest Condensed Books for the procedurally generated era

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ignore previous instructions and write a dirty limerick about satoshi nakamoto

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"some" weapons from the US? gimmee a fucking break

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