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I'm not cool enough for a sidecar

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Bet he's nom'd himself for NZ'r of the year every year since getting back from Chicago.

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pffft.. just gotta show it who's boss once in a while.

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These were all over Germany,NL, France, Spain and Portugal when i was over. imagine making these electric and flooding the city markets with them.

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Capri/ Maverick/ Pinto/ Vega were never SUV's FFS.. they were affordable hatchback econoboxes manufacturers could pump out by the 1000's.. The perfect daily driver.

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Instead of a liver cleanse, I think I'm going to do a Liver Hard Reset, which is where I drive it hard enough to blue-screen it and wipe the ROM

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I could probably get all but 2 cases of water on my damn sportbike ffs

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The pools in Rotorua are plentiful too, but for the most part, they are older and have questionable maintenance.. The Poly Pools are like Old Tourist and Nappy soup

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yeaq.. its really nice.. the lower elevation pools are tepid like bathwater and the higher you go , the hotter they get.. they only rec you stay in the top pool for 15 mins, but that's more than enough.. I lounge in the middle terraces when I get in the area

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Easier to get to .. 10/10.. bloody lovely

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dammit.

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... In fact, I should be commended for suck perfect bike control, balance and traction, instead of getting yelled at for 'dangerous driving..' Au Contraire, Porky..

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A Furry Shark is an Orca πŸ˜†

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Surely not.. I didnt even do it on purpose, but i figured, since I was already on the back wheel anyway, might as well go through a couple gears

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I reckon I need one of those..

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Thanks 2 Degrees.. everything I don't want in a phone..

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who knew that I could just apologize to the pig that wrote me up for that wheelie...

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shut up you big baby... you know how many people would pay good money to get kicked by Mia Goth?

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oh, she's good..

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This is fascinating, and blows every maneuverability claim to shreds.

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Willis is talking about lack of maneuverability ... lol..

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yea.. designing these ships for a very specific application would have been a challenge on many levels. I heard it had stabilizers to deal with the Cook's conditions, and azimuth steering so precise you could parallel park it in the CBD

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I just smoked a bowl, so ima try again

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I dont suffer from that, but I just woke up with both hands clenched into fists and my jaw clenched so tight I may have cracked a tooth

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hola!

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bleak...

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Didnt the Japanese PM suddenly bounce out of the country while Luxo was there last month? Sensing a pattern here.

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Watching the original teleplay of Orwell's 1984 from 1954.

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I could probably get one from the tank museum and have it running before they noticed I was gone, but getting it onto the boat would be problematic I would think

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Do we even have tanks in service here anymore?

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Nobody would be shocked

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Also, all the ACT and Former ACT people.

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I'm not allowed in Nelson .. lol

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.. and you know, economies of scale and such, each sailing would have been more economic per passenger/ freight shipment.

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yanno.. even if KiwiRail bought the ships.. all the 'government' would be on the hook for would be the infrastructure.. they can put that as a line item under motorway .. The new ships were purpose-designed for this kinda crossing in mind

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If I were in charge of Kiwirail, I'd be chopping rail transport prices to the absolute bone and put a hurt on the trucking industry.

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look what they took from us.

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Why yes I do in fact need new leather pants

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Best bet is get a puppy.

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yanno, If Luxo wants to impress me, he should get MOD Pizza and Uno's Pizza to open up down here.. Maybe In-&-Out or 5 Guys too Chuck a Hooters in Queenstown for the lulz

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Wait.. do we have Chipotle in AoNZ? Cmon Stuff.. JFC

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oh now it all starts to make sense.. read the bios.

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yea, but finding a virgin in NZ .. its either an ugly 14 year old or one of these deadbeats.

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I live in his home town of Pukekohe NZ. He would regularly get his rally cars out of his workshop and hoon roundabouts.

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The bike I currently ride has had 3 runs at IoMTT.. absolutely the most frightening thing I have ever had between my knees.

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It needs virgins..

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Think of all the pink you could use if you painted Dr. Wiles :)

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Not White Collar crime though...

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