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I think about this a lot wrt musicians who were in the 27 Club. Considering the vastly different life paths that Dave Grohl & Krist Novoselic took, it's not insane to imagine a really unhinged 50 year old Kurt Cobain.

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lol exactly like she clearly weirded this person out and she's touting that as proof of basically everything except the real cause: she was being creepy and weird!

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I love her how friend IRL was like "ew this is gross wtf is wrong with you" and she proudly touted that as some sort of proof rather than stopping to be like "wait, am I being insane?"

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Literally handing you bubble wrap to calm your nerves as the tanks roll thru your neighborhood GTFO

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Red Forman was ready to snap at any minute

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Honestly a few bottles in the hotel bar might have avoided the whole mess but they were famously gone IIRC

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Dude I watched and totally forgot it until you brought it up

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Bill Burr has bit about how it's easy for the average person to judge but most people are not equipped to deal with the absolute avalanche of propositions and advances that come w/ fame (He doesn't put it delicately nor does he mention minors tho. Yikes!)

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We've all thought about it

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I legitimately thought they were angry at another picture that you had to click on the article to see because this one is so unobjectionable

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I legitimately had to look around for a while before I understood that what they're mad at is the picture shown here; I thought that was a clickbait/placeholder to get you into the article and the REAL design was something different The brain worms are real, folks

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Hand hovering over two untapped islands all game like a gunfighter about to slap leather

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Right but someone uses one *without* dying at one point right? I think it's Zorg while trying to escape?

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I rest my case

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It was PG-13 but they didn't card us 😎

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Wait Philly has a The Plateau too?

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... I may be remembering it with the brain I had when it came out and not my adult movie understander brain

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The zorg scene is only let down by the rest of the movie, tho: the promise of the Chekhov's (Super) Gun that never really "goes off" in the way it was set up

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Nah they just want their guy to win

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Yes and yes

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Only thing that's annoying is that it's a bit too close to the casting he was born for: BJ Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein

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Hating Toronto is the first step in becoming a real Canadian citizen, so congrats on that at least

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I actually wrote a video essay on this year's ago: youtu.be/OZt6oqSpDM0?...

Please forgive the title & thumbnail they're not my doing, but the text is essentially in defense of his work

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What if the food court, but the worst parts about eating out (price, lines, assholes in line with you that make you wish for the asteroid)

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Especially when anecdotally, the cars I see weaving thru traffic at high speeds are usually luxury cars with tax write-off license plates

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My mother used to work as a pediatric doctor and she was firm in her conviction that the difference between 30 kmph & 50 kmph (school zone vs city driving speeds in Canada) was the life and death difference when a child is struck by a car. 30 kmph you've got an injured child 50 and they're dead

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Hobbies like skateboarding and Magic the Gathering, for me

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My sister used to have a Quaker Parrot and it would charge across the table to bite people it didn't like exactly like this

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www.vice.com/en/article/y...

Looks kinda like you!

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wait wait I have the perfect thing

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Hunt for Red October Not only a bonafide dad movie, but my old man's personal fave

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If the hardware is the car, the driver is the... Driver

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Yeah he's gonna fix climate change and reign in Israel for sure, amongst other progressive programs. It's gonna be great?

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K so you can't stay on topic at all, good stuff

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I think the most apt comparison might end up being the Tet Offensive from the Vietnam war: an act (or acts) that technically failed and caused massive long term loss of life for the aggressor, but ultimately something that shook the resolve of the larger power and spelled the end of support.

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"You are not a snake, I am not an Ocelot Okay *he* is a Heron but still"

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Ed is a Tool guy, confirmed

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Happened where I live: bike lanes were apparently going to destroy a historical shopping district and now, woops it's fine!

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Them remembering "When I met your father he was already a fantastic pilot" "Well I guess we gotta let this kid fly"

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All time comment on a old Chapo video on YT "You know I like the old Chapo episodes but they always have that nervous fella in them"

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Lmao

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K this is a banger tho

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If it's not 100% clear, my frustration is with the state of the industry, not with Jason or his reporting, whose insights are always welcome & interesting.

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Looks like the account has already been nuked ohhh well

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So horrible We have a small dog that my wife likes to let off leash and I tell her that it's as much for our dog's protection as anything; if there's a sketchy or aggressive dog around, I want to be able to pull my dog back ASAP

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Man, maybe brush up on your reading comprehension? My issue is not with Jason and I've made that clear at least twice. I see where you get your "1 out of 10 vibes based analysis" tho; speak for yourself

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To be clear, my point is not to pick out any faults or shortcomings in your reporting, it's just maddening in general. As you say, it must be all the more frustrating to be one of the developers (or even executives) that's just trying to make it all work.

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It's not a bad thing and again, I always love to read Jason's reporting, but it's often frustrating that the issues with large tech and gaming companies come down to Occam's razor.

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