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Dan Sheehan

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If you put a little heart in a build-a-bear, it has a partial soul in the eyes of the catholic church. None of you are baptizing or confirming yours so me and my guys gotta send 'em to purgatory whenever we find one at a garage sale.

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Simple job, just retrieving & burning the little hearts. Kinda sucks to do (hearts scream when burned) but Pope told us that like 400 build-a-bear hearts equal a guy so we've been saving up in hopes he'll let us bundle them all up into one bear that we can baptize.

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