Dan Sheehan

Sage Coffey🌿☕ Wine Ghost available now!! @sagecoffey.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

WOLF TOKEN REVEALED!! This bad boy is part of the MtG's Secret Lair x @sickofwolves.bsky.social set coming out! Yes, they're legal play and YES, they are on sale JUNE 24TH!!

This collab wouldn't have been possible without Not A Wolf's creator/funny man/good bud @dansheehan.bsky.social! ✨

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

Ordering one of those fish with the head still on it and pulling the waiter aside to say "hey, I'm sorry, I'm actually really scared of this guy?"

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Few things more beautiful than visiting Yosemite during Cheeto delivery season

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!! War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!! Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

I do not regret having my teeth rotated outward so that I could take what I refer to as "Donkey Bites" from apples and such

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

Simple job, just retrieving & burning the little hearts. Kinda sucks to do (hearts scream when burned) but Pope told us that like 400 build-a-bear hearts equal a guy so we've been saving up in hopes he'll let us bundle them all up into one bear that we can baptize.

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

If you put a little heart in a build-a-bear, it has a partial soul in the eyes of the catholic church. None of you are baptizing or confirming yours so me and my guys gotta send 'em to purgatory whenever we find one at a garage sale.

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Feels a lot like an industry-specific recession, half the people I talk to are in the same boat or desperately clinging to their jobs for fear of winding up on the hunt. Hope it turns around for you soon

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

Been dealing with the same thing, my whole career I've been able to find some day job or another fairly quickly but I'm going on six months of hunting with zero end in sight. I feel like half the postings I see aren't even for real jobs?

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

Cooking this up to win the easiest lawsuit of all time

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

Thank you!

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Thank you!

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

also thank you!

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

oh damn I'd love to see the email thing if you have a link

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Cicada summers are always a good time because on week one everyone's freaked out by all the shells and then about a week later the "I would like to eat one" perverts come out of the woodwork

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Find the rest at dansheehan.substack.com

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Thank you!

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Wrote about how cars are the devil

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

2pm: Whole day is ahead of me, anything can be done 3pm: Day is basically over/ This precious gift has turned to dust in my hands.

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

Thank you! Hoping it results in being able to get a fun new project out there soon

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Otherwise a retweet for visibility would be very nice too!

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

If you know/have an agent you like working with & would be comfortable putting us in contact with each other, I'd be really appreciative! I'm a published author with a big social following and pretty solid sales numbers under his belt and in addition to all that I'm a pretty low maintenance client!

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Because this platform is a little smaller, I feel more comfortable posting here first: I made the decision this week to leave my lit agent. I'm at what feels like an important moment in my career and I want to find representation that feels like a better fit.

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

I never trust buzz coming out of Cannes, those people are absolute freaks for a standing ovation

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

I feel like a good indicator of where our two political parties are at is that student protests in red states were immediately dispersed with police violence and student protests in blue states were allowed to exist for 24-48 hours before being dispersed with police violence

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

Thats huge news

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

I can deal with that! I had a way better experience back when that was how twitter worked

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Does this platform get really mad at you for posting stuff that is hosted on other platforms or could I actually share my writing on here? that would be a huge game changer

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

If I was Sisyphus I would just start doing insane stuff with the rock. I would start going wild with the rock in ways the gods never expected. I'd be big time misbehaving and the gods would be so embarrassed at how much fun I was having.

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