Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social

Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!! War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!! Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!

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Robert Is Lost In The Wires || Mr. 404 @robertinthewires.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

ME, CHAINED TO THE FRONT OF A WAR BOY'S NITRO CAR: "Guys, I think Immortan Joe might be toxic."

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Yopp @yopp.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

You just know Immortan Joe only remembers the birthdays of his dead perfect sons

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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

Do not, my friends, become addicted to affirmation

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Alireza Rahmani @alirezarahmani2004.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 09:09 UTC

Bravo. Dan. Bravo. Nice job on writing it. 👏

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