Dante

Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

Maybe I'll play the goo-tar to it.

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Maybe playing music will distract it

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

I have a feeling swords aren't very effective again em, I wonder why lmao.

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

I'd win smh

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Varasta is married to em at this point

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

How does this guy win so many raffles. What did he do to the god of luck for such a gift

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

What movie is this, the cat and his little guards are cute.

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

He's literally me

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

I make peace through overwhelming violence.

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

*pokes their eye with gun barrel*

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

"I don't shoot the innocent.. but-" *Pistol whips civilian standing in the way*

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

Well homie gotta eat somehow

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

Knife and forks are attached like bayonets and used to eat lmao.

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Your pfp for this question is hilarious lmao

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Hammond the hamster makes me want to make a lil guy character lmao

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Despear

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

NOOO TIM

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

"bet"

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

"it was them, they called me mean names!" - bat probably

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

"i bet you wear a trenchcoat like a crop top you giant fuck* - Dante, as a gecko.

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Fair enough. I've been playing Roblox a bunch recently. I like shooting things as a kobold

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Game got a lil boring?

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

Someone isn't getting a bloodied weapon smh

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

Elves yucky

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Dante @dantedaderg.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

Yucky tall people. (I forgor about bluesky it happens)

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