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DanyNapalm
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They’re puttin’ chemicals in the chips to turn the friggin institutes gay!
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Grown up punk kid who would describe themselves as a queer Bill Munroe, but is not nearly good enough at mandolin to do so.
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DanyNapalm
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They’re puttin’ chemicals in the chips to turn the friggin institutes gay!
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DanyNapalm
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I always question people’s choice of describing themselves as an autodidact. You could easily use ‘Self-taught (wo)man’ which communicates the same thing while also doubling as a subtle Sartre reference (proving the quality of your teaching)
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DanyNapalm
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You were a goth club in the late 2000s and I was Siouxsie Sioux’s dance in the music video for the 1981 hit “Spellbound”: endearing but out of place
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This Fourth of July I think it’s finally time to let Blues traveler at least a couple of our cities to the ground. They’ve been very patient and I think both they and we deserve it.
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DanyNapalm
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Got me a Japanese futon pad and reader, they have got the ‘laying on my floor comfortably’ technology locked down.
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DanyNapalm
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Kicked out of the polycule for continuously referring to it as a Coalition of the Willing
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C’est ne pas une ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
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DanyNapalm
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Adding cloves and sage to my sautéed mushrooms cause I wanna simulate eating graveyard dirt.
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DanyNapalm
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So uh, was anyone gonna tell me Miike Snow changed shapes instead of sinking ships just to hide in this place? Cause it took over a decade for me to realize that.
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DanyNapalm
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There is no reason you can’t interpret the narrator of ‘Blue Moon of Kentucky’ as a wizard laying a curse on an unfaithful spouse
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DanyNapalm
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I have consulted the oracles and soothsayers and they say transitioning is cool and good
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Minimizing my screen time by queuing up albums on youtube freemium
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DanyNapalm
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Sexual selection via judging how long you can remain skanking in the pit.
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DanyNapalm
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For me, it is the Funky Chicken, the best novelty dance move
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DanyNapalm
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Oh god, oh geeze, he’s doing it, he’s letting the bastards grind him down! The absolute madman
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DanyNapalm
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Dear baby queers: if the friend you’re doing hooligan stuff with starts talking about how much they wanna make out with someone, you should probably make the offer, otherwise you’ll feel kinda dumb fifteen years later.
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DanyNapalm
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Shout out to aprons for letting me wander around the house in my underwear while still having pockets
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If they didn’t want me breaking it down in front of the cyclotron, why would they put in epoxy floors?
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Love it when the last thirty seconds of a song hits and the bassist whose been doing boxes the whole song just starts going ham
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Transcend dysphoria by refusing to acknowledge the ol’ meat machine.
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DanyNapalm
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Look man, all I’m saying is that if you object to biohacking irl you don’t get to be cyberpunk.
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DanyNapalm
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Make artsy porn with a voluptuous German woman, call that the winter of Malk-content
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Baking tip: if you pre bake your flour at 170 you can eat cookie dough of its mixing spoon as long as you haven’t added eggs yet
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DanyNapalm
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Subtitle: Asking for kitchen aid attachments with a 1/4 inch drive
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DanyNapalm
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Gender roles were invented by a cabal of electric motor manufacturers to double the sales of their variable speed reversible motors.
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DanyNapalm
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Can y’all think of a rich woman-poor dude romance story where the dude doesn’t earn her heart through violence? Or hell, isn’t a knight/princess thing?
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DanyNapalm
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I would like to thank gen Z for vindicating my long held opinion that ankle socks are super dumb.
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DanyNapalm
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This is really well done and evocative! Is there more at a point you’re ready to share?
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I tend to use brown sugar as my go to sweetener for oats and tea and things, mostly because I feel kinda sad about the dearth of molasses and sorghum these days.
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I love postapocolyptia as a genre but my goodness is there a solid chunk of it that boils down to Suburban homeowner murder fantasies.
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DanyNapalm
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I really enjoy The Long Dark. Turns out all I really want from my video game open world experience is to wander around living off soda, making little maps
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I’ve got questions about this vanity plate that’ll go unanswered cause I thought the driver might snap at me if I asked them.
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Good for them! I’m sure they’ll use their new skills responsibly (more artistic wreckage, perhaps?)
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Love how most of “What should we do to a drunken sailor” is expected hazing stuff before ending with “And holy fuck the Captain’s daughter is ugly, look at her”
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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown
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Gatsby's car was a hit with the ladies.
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DanyNapalm
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It’s always a real “The Sun has melted my wings, who could possibly be blamed for this tragedy?” time for me the morning after I’ve meandered through trails, breathing deeply and taking no precautions for allergens
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Shoutout to whoever added Free Palestine stickers to the Northrop Grumman no trespassing signs. Quality juxtaposition of medium and message
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Jake: I get out of prison and you pick me up in a cybertruck? Elwood:it’s a cop cybertruck. Got it in an auction. It has a cop battery, cop suspension, cop brakes and is bullet proof. Scene cuts as red light from the megatablet in the dash warns of a critical failure
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I love how music can seem to grow with us through the years. How old forgotten favorites seem to have grown in complexity from how we remembered them, injecting a sense of novelty in the inherently nostalgic. (This skeet brought to you by Thee Michelle Gun Elephants’ Danny Go)
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Wanted: a team of 6-8 magicians to steal the Statue of Liberty as I don’t think we deserve it anymore. Compensation is competitive (after the heist we’re going full reservoir dogs)
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Me describing my opinion of The Postal Service’s “Such Great Heights” to the local waterfowl: It’s a bop, Crane.
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This pride month I would like to call attention to how homophobic the number six is in the romantic languages. Seis, six, six, sei. None of which one can pronounce properly with a lisp.
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French horn/Mandolin/Ska Guitar upbeats in every song solidarity.
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S’all yours friendo~
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sonny pew-pew 😩
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i’m here. i’m queer. my joint pain is moderate to severe.
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You’re correct. My apologies to the jeffster, but that makes this much more confusing.
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Damn, some oil tycoon must’ve really bothered jeffbo if he’s running this in his paper
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Living through a poorly thought out buddy-engineer plot where it’s very openly and obviously queer me and young-earth biblical literalist boomer field service guy working on the cyclotrons this weekend. Would not recommend
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Mhmm! I didn’t realize tulips could come from trees so I asked the park ranger and he looked it up tor me. They’re super pretty if you’d like an arboreal rabbit hole to fall in for a bit.
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